And sometimes, it really isn’t my fault. Really. I think there’s a FAQ for Kooks somewhere, and it lists my name and email address as a place where you can send random whininess. Like this one that I got out of the blue a couple of weeks ago.
You are a Coward
Paul,
You appear to be just as much of a useless cowardly dimwit as all the other self-identified “skeptics”. I already pointed out that you have no trouble running you mouth about things you clearly know nothing about. And further taking positions that are clearly and obviously wrong.
So I might expect some response unless you would like to admit your cowardice.
Once again I my take on Shakespeare’s Sonnets.
https://sites.google.com/site/eternitypromised/
Perhaps just for fun.
Sincerely,
Alan TaricaPS
You might find the following an inducement:Dear Professor Tarica,
Thank you for sending me this copy of your analysis of Shakespeare’s Sonnets, which I have read (quickly once) with pleasure. I am not enough of an expert to pronounce authoritatively on your work, but in my perusal I found nothing to object. …
With best wishes,
Morris Halle
Dear Alan,
It is very kind of you to send me your sonnet commentaries. I have already looked at a few and, indeed found them interesting. I won’t go through all of them at a single sitting. I simple don’t have the time or the patience any longer. But I will dip into them over the next several weeks.
It is a great enterprise. Congratulations.
Jay Keyser
Thanks. I am always pleased to see someone engage with the Sonnets in such detail.
Best,
Mike
Michael Schoenfeldt
John Knott Professor of English Literature
What? I looked at the links to see what I’d done, and the one where I’m supposedly running my mouth? That’s not me. It’s someone named Catmando; we have no connection other than that I’m on their blogroll. They wrote a post dismissing various Shakespeare conspiracies, a subject I don’t believe I’ve ever weighed in on, and apparently Mr Tarica is a frothing-at-the-mouth Edward De Vere fanatic, and I’m the cowardly target of his ire, and I guess I’m supposed to be impressed by the tepid acknowledgments of a group of people I’ve never heard of before.
OK, bye.
But then he kept on sending these accusations of cowardice. He was really quite angry with me. And then…
Real Skeptism
Paul
I realize now (I realized that previously and forgot) that you are not the blogger Catmando and thus not responsible for this stupidity essentially reasoning by the fallacy fallacy.
But I still expect an outspoken person like yourself to express some opinion.
https://sites.google.com/site/eternitypromised/
Alan
Wait. He realized that he’d made a mistake, and yet he still kept dunning me with accusations? And instead of an apology, he’s now telling me that I have to express an opinion on his obsession?
Gah. Screw you, Alan Tarica. I owe you nothing.
And now, this has started again:
You are a coward
alan.tarica@gmail.com
You really are a coward aren’t you
OK, Alan Tarica. You win. I’ll express an opinion.
You’re a deep-fried dingaling. A real wackaloon. Your scholarship is a high-falutin’ version of fingerpainting with your own feces. I’d call you silly, except your attitude is so mean-spirited, petty, and blinkered that it isn’t even amusing: you’re a cheap party clown who thinks he’s philosophically deep. Fuck off.
Oh, and do you know who wrote Shakespeare’s plays and sonnets? William Shakespeare.




