I knew the Beagle Project was planning to rebuild and resail the Beagle, Charles Darwin’s old ship … but who knew their plans were even more ambitious? They’re going to resurrect Chaz D!
And you can get the whole evil scheme on a poster.
(via that wild and crazy guy)
Lewis Black defends the Old Testament? He’s still angry about it, at least.
We’re going to be seeing more humor like this in the next few weeks, I suppose. I like the tag line: Because Ben Stein is just as qualified to make software as he is to talk about evolutionary biology.
And if you’re confused about what this “evolutionary biology” thing might be, here’s a picture of Stein’s understanding of the subject.
If that’s too much for you, just seek solace by reciting a prayer from the Book of Bon Jovi, Chapter Wanted Dead or Alive. (via some other Canadian.)
Note the year, too.
Although, to be perfectly correct, we aren’t descendants of theirs…we’re distant cousins.
The New York City Skeptics sent me a t-shirt today, and at last I have the candidate I want.
I know, I know, you’re all thinking that there’s one little problem with the guy — he’s British.* I’m sure we can sneak a little amendment through real fast — we’ll tell everyone it’s to let Schwarzenegger run, and do a quick last minute swap.
*He’s also dead, but he’ll still do a better job than the clown in office right now.
While I’m not much of a fan of country western music, I might warm to it more if the AM radio back home were this interesting in its choice of subjects. (Warning! Working man’s language and rural sexism ahead!)
But do I really have to share equal billing with Ben Stein?
