Imagine this hurtling across the sand at you:
Unfortunately, there’s a limit.
The move doubles the spider’s speed, to 6.6 feet per second from 3.3. But since it uses so much energy, the maneuver is a last resort, called on only to escape predators.
“I can’t see any other reason,” Dr. Jäger said, adding: “It is a costly move. If it performs this five to 10 times within one day, then it dies.”
Don’t die, speedy spider! Slow down and take it easy! That’s what I tell myself every day.
Trickster Goddess says
Arachnid ninja somersaults.
moxie says
this reminds me of buster keaton in “seven chances”:
wcaryk says
Also:
Muz says
In my head I heard “hothothothotHotHOTHOT!”
Artor says
In my head, I heard, “As you wiiiiiish!”
garydargan says
And art imitates life.
https://youtu.be/jGP5NxcCyjE
Ray Ceeya says
Reminds me of a brown reclouse. I woke up one morning with one of those bastards in the middle of my bedroom floor. I carefully pulled on my stompiest boots and prepared to do my worst. These boots had a high heel and as a result, I missed. The spider slipped in between the heel and toe and ran off faster than I’ve ever seen any arthropod move.
I shrugged my shoulders and said, “well I guess I have one of those now”, and went back to bed.
WMDKitty -- Survivor says
This is what I had in mind, watching that.
https://youtu.be/hc8ngiMlCto
wzrd1 says
@7, after waking up with a quarter sized slowly and mildly necrotising wound on my calf, slowly deepening into a modest depression.
As brown recluse spiders were absent from the range, the next candidate for a milder reaction than full on necrosis would be a hobo spider.
I wouldn’t mind them in my home, save that the hobo spider and brown recluse are notorious for slipping between the sheets with humans, we’re ever so attractive to their cold blooded selves.
Until they learn to stay away from my bed, neither is welcome inside of my home.
Middle of the floor is something I really don’t care about, as either spider would only be transiting such a wide open, zero shelter space when it’s reasonably bright in that environment. Otherwise, they’d end up as bird or other predator’s food.
Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says
Buster Keaton was quite the Parkour master, wasn’t he?
davidc1 says
Jebus f christ , another day another horror .