There actually exists a book called 25 Ways To Communicate Respect To Your Husband. It’s got nothing but good reviews on Amazon, and also I read this summary of the 25 ways, and I’m thinking now that I need to buy the book.
Not for my wife, of course, but for me.
It sounds like a perfect set of suggestions on how to survive if you find yourself locked in a steel cage with a violent, psychopathic axe murderer. Which could happen, you know. Apparently I’m supposed to smile and flatter him, and do anything he says, and never ever criticize him, and dress nicely and make sure the steel cage is shiny and pretty and keep the barbs on the razor wire nice and sharp.
I’m hoping I never get trapped in a cage with a murderer, but just in case, I should be studying up on how to survive.
Apparently it also helps to pray to Jesus a lot.