I know there are a few gay contributors here. I want to know why you didn’t trust me enough to tell me about your grand plan! You were willing to spill the beans to the Vatican, but to me? Nooooo.
The Spanish Catholic Church is also concerned about homosexuality. During his Boxing Day sermon, the Bishop of Córdoba, Demetrio Fernández, said there was a conspiracy by the United Nations. "The Minister for Family of the Papal Government, Cardinal Antonelli, told me a few days ago in Zaragoza that UNESCO has a program for the next 20 years to make half the world population homosexual. To do this they have distinct programs, and will continue to implant the ideology that is already present in our schools."
I had no idea we even had a way to “make” people homosexual, but heck, if a Catholic priest says it, you know it’s got to be true. They take vows, you know, and believe in the ten commandments.
Memo to the good bishop: communion wine is to be used in moderation, not to pickle your brain…
… to make half the world population homosexual.
The male half or the female half?
UNESCO
United
Nations
Efforts to homo
Sexualize
C…
O..
feh
Got news for the pedo-in-a-dress: if people could choose their sexual orientation, all of us women would be lesbian, just based on how men treat us in general. The fact that at least 90% of us are straight is the strongest possible proof we have that people don’t choose their orientation.
Put that in your censer and light it, you sack of shit.
And here is good old Margaret Court fighting the spread of gayness in the tennis world:
Court in same sex tennis furore
Ten percent is not enough!
Recruit!
Recruit!
Recruit!
Old Lesbian Avenger chant.
All this time, all this scientific discourse out there that the Catholics supposedly love, and they still don’t get it that you can’t just make heterosexuals into homosexuals or vice versa. There is no excuse for such ignorance by a man of the cloth!
@ Azuma:
Well… By that logic, some women would choose to be heterosexual to fulfil a masochistic kink ;-)
Half!? Just Half? You lazy homosexuals. Back in my day, it wasn’t even considered a nefarious secret plot until at least 75% of the population was effected. Hell, the secret mason plots even had a threshold of 66%. Come on teh Gays. Aim higher!
Fear and Loathing in Damascus
Azuma @4: I agree in general, but I must protest your characterization of the bishop. He’s no sack of shit, he’s a sack of santorum. What will the tone trolls think of us if we persist in such inaccuracy?
And what exactly would the UN’s purpose for doing so be? What’s the end game?
Phase 1: Make half the world population homosexual.
Phase 3: Profit.
Is this that New World Order thing the other group of kooks is carrying on about?
Remember, priests have “another way of knowing.”
And no, that’s not “knowing” in the biblical sense, although that may apply as well.
Killed By Fish
Wait, does this mean I will become better at {insert male homosexual stereotype here}?
I can/can’t live with that (delete as applicable).
Louis
Leave it to the Catholic leadership to even think this would be possible. Project much?
We should start a counter-conspiracy and vow to make half the population rational in 20 years.
It’s a plot to wipe out the Catholic priesthood. Since the Vatican has made it official policy that only heterosexuals are to be ordained, if half the male population are homosexuals then that’ll drop the number of priestly recruits way down.
Why you always gotta pick examples of the fringies in your campaign to discredit religion, PZ? What are Catholics, like 1/6th of Earth’s population?
Why don’t you ever talk about the Unitarian Universalists, who number almost half a million, but are totally nice (sometimes) and therefore much more representative of religious believers?
Well, we would have told you, but you can’t come to the meetings until your conversion date. I could see if I could pull a few strings and maybe get you moved up on the list.
So, who do I have to talk to to make me a lesbian?
Half the world’s population, huh? Well that is a plot only an evil genius could aspire to. What’s Dr. Evil been up to lately?
Yes, yes, the UN’s black helicopters swoop in a sprinkle fairy dust on some place, and, well, voila! But, sssh! They aren’t supposed to know that we know that they know that we know…got it?
It is terribly ironic for a cath’lick priest to accuse another organization of messing with people’s sexuality.
Pierce:
The lower half.
Well, according to old graffiti – which is of course a trustworthy source of information, almost on a par with Catholic bishops – ‘my mother made me a homosexual/if I give her the wool will she make me one too?” so logically there must be a pattern for lesbians. I know there are some keen knitters on Pharyngula so start picking your wool…
This is how:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4174519.stm
and the military paid for it!
In all fairness it’s not that big a secret.
We’ve been developing a gayness serum known as “3 pints of lager”.
After drinking this scientifically tested serum a number of guys who profess to being hetero when sober suddenly decide we are actually the most gorgeous thing they’ve ever clapped eyes on, and tend to make clumsy passes at us.
Regretably, field tests demonstrate that the results are temporary and usually wear off by the next morning, so we’re now working on a drink which makes this mindstate permanent.
From scratch? You must first invent the universe…
I’d take a half gay planet over a half catholic planet any day.
Both Fernánez and Antonelli are well known to be batshit crazy. Anyway, Antonelli got it wrong. The plan comes from UNCLE. United Network Conspiracy for Lesbian Enforcement.
Of course we can turn people gay. Tim Minchin figured it out; it’s through Christianity:
“But I’ve already thought it through
you know there’s preachers in america who reckon they can do
sexuality converstions, i’ve heard them assert,
they can cure a man of trouser love and turn him on to skirt.
well i don’t see why they couldn’t pull the same trick in reverse”
I don’t know if the rest of you see a giant video embedded in my previous comment, but it so, I apologize. I was just expecting it to show up as a link. :|
@chigau
Let me complete the acronym:
United
Nations
Efforts to homo
Sexualize and
Cause
Orgies
“Captain Dan McSweeney of the Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate at the Pentagon…”
Shades of Dr Heller’s “Blame Thrower”.
ibyea
Good!
Another ‘teh ebil ghey conspiracy’ rant from
paedophiles-R-usthe Catholic church.Homophobes have world class projection skills – they hate, fear and want to destroy homosexuals, thus they naturally assume that homosexuals hate, fear and want to destroy heterosexuals, because they can’t imagine anyone who doesn’t have a freight of hatred bubbling away inside them like their own, and because they have the gall to claim to speak for all heterosexuals.
Fifty percent is a number likely to appeal to an individual before debate, but unlikely to pass committee. That’s how you know this guy dreamed it up.
@Don Quijote—ah, yes, of course, secret agent “man”…I always thought there was something suspicious about Vaughn and McCallum. As for “batshit crazy” priests…How can you distinguish them? Do we get a program or something?
I can`t find a decent YouTube of In Just Seven Days I Can Make You A Man :(
I’ve noted this before, PZ, but as the Official SpokesGay for Teh Ghey, Inc., our patented methods of faggification are a trade secret. I can reveal that we use far more than eleven herbs and spices.
Does the 50% include Catholic priests? If so i’m guessing they’ll have to turn some of them heterosexual?
I call dibs on being the only one to get the joke!
@jarredcaldwell
I don’t know if the rest of you see a giant video embedded in my previous comment, but it so, I apologize.
Don’t ever apologize for posting a video of Tim Minchin, especially that one!
Imagine a half gay, half Catholic planet: if there ever was a war, it would be fabulous.
All we’re saying is that before us gays got to them, Ted Haggard, George Rekers and all these men
http://gayhomophobe.com/
were totally 100% hetero. No really. What do you mean you ‘require independantly peer reviewed scientific data to back these claims’? Isn’t their word enough?
This is a test.
Oh, hey, I can post again.
Well someone already did the obvious thing and took PZ to task for attacking all religion just because of something a high-ranking official of the world’s largest Christian denomination said. (~sarcasm~)
So I guess I got nothing. “The UN has a secret plan to turn half the world’s population gay” is the kind of wacky conspiracy theory you’d find on a photocopied pamphlet in a creepy war memorabilia shop. But here it is coming out of the mouth of a high-ranking official of the world’s largest Christian denomination. And we’re supposed to respect his sincerely held beliefs? Would you respect the sincerely held beliefs of John Birch or William Luther Pierce?
I totally agree with the above statement. However I would disagree with the Catlickspitlles above as I wouldn’t want anyone to have to take on the huge responsibility of motherhood if they did not want to.
The thing I don’t get is how forcing vulnerable women to give birth and then transferring the responsibility for raising them onto the state (Let’s face it even the Catholic orphanages are mostly state funded)is helping and supporting motherhood.
If I didn’t know better I’d think they were trying to ensure a regular supply of fresh meat for the flock.
Can I nominate this whole thread for the January Molly?
You guys make me laugh…..AND Tim Minchin!
flapjack,
We all know Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual. There’s even a song about it.
UNESCO? United Nations for the Enhancement of Sexual Creativity Online?
You have to bring your own fabric.
Following flapjack’s link, I find an article on Southaven Mayor Greg Davis:
Mmm-hmmm.
(Phase 2: Birth control by default.)
Of course, the real purpose isn’t the UN’s but the RCC’s: To have enemies everywhere so as to point them out and stir up sentiment and action against gay people.
Whether it matches the drapes is TBD.
Presumably this supposed plot to turn half the planet gay is a variation on the common conspiracy theory that the “powers that be” want to heavily reduce the EArth
What I find most humorous is his plan would probably be a fairly effective population control. And he could be heralded as the savior of humanity in later centuries. Oh wait, this is the religion that still thinks it can out-populate all others. Well, damnit.
The most important question is, what implications does this have for The Line? All sex with Brownian might be gay, but doesn’t turning Earth into Planet Faboo make the experience … somewhat less special?
@ timgueguen:
Reduce the Earth? Gasp! Paging Neil Adams…
Gah, sorry about that. It’s supposed to read:
Presumably this supposed plot to turn half the planet gay is a variation on the common conspiracy theory that the “powers that be” want to heavily reduce the Earth’s population for one nefaroius reason or another. Obviously if half the planet is gay they won’t be having babies like God wants them to.
Is the church stockpiling oxidants to foil them? O.o
Neil Adams, lol.
Thanks for that, Irene Delse.
One of the things I find simulatneously funny and worrying about homophobes like Demetrio Fernández is that they seem to view homosexual men as sexually ravenous individuals who scheme day and night about how they can ‘convert’ heterosexual men so that they can have their way with them, and for this reason the likes of Fernández fear that they too may be ‘targeted’.
Whenever I encounter this attitude, the first thought that crosses my mind is ‘don’t flatter yourself’ – what makes all these homophobes think that they are so darn irresistable to gay men? To the extent that they apparently believe that no ridiculously covoluted plot is too Byzantine if it gives homosexuals the slightest shot at ‘teh hot, hot ghey secks’ with them?
Talk about an inflated ego…
I presume the plan is to make the male half homosexual.
Azkyroth
Speed reading your post gave me
“Is the church stockpiling foil hats then?”
Damn reading comprehension
Although…
I hope they aren’t storing the oxidants and foil hats in the same place.
(Actually, I have to admit I kinda hope they are :3)
@ andrewbrown:
They should stockpile foil hats, to protect against Teh Ebil Ghey Rays!
If they go ahead with their plans to make the male half of the population homosexual, I hope they also make the female half of the population lesbian or else there are going to be a lot of very unhappy women.
Well if they get Joey the rat to design the hats I’m sure they’ll be screamingly fashionable!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1CtPQp_0xw
I knew it. I knew it! The Bishop was right about this nefarious plot. Teh geyz even have a word for it, faggification.
Where are you hiding the gay ray?
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!
*Bond Evil Music Cord*
MY LATEST INVENTION
*CORD* Pulls sheet off device
THE HOMOGENIZER!
Bond “Do you expect me to talk”
Dr. Ing “No Mister Bond, I expect you to bi!”
One question to ask these wonderfully simpleminded sexually dysfunctional individuals with their inability to cope with anything more than binary morality is what about bisexuality?
Which half will teh Evil Gayz put them in??
Haven’t you heard about the research on Lambda Rays?
The bottom half, I suppose. :P
Anyone remembers where Hitchens said something about these people, that without the protection that undue reverence religion gives them, they would be just people shouting in street corners asking for money, or something to that effect? I’m pretty sure it was one of his speeches or debates, but can’t remember the exact quote.
Ah yes as the pure and holy Mother Catholic Church would never think with the smaller of its two heads would it???
As Stephen Fry said the church is obsessed with sex in the same way an anorexic is obsessed with food.
N.B. Why is an all male organisation referred to as Mother Church?
So how is this great conversion supposed to take place?
Is there some sort of gay ray? If so could I borrow it, I’ll start making my list of targets – hmmm, Ben Affleck, that cute guy at the gym …
Actually do you think we could use it in reverse on Ted Haggard?
And what about Ray Comfort – to zap or not to zap, that is the question. Whether tis nobler to turn him and watch his brain implode, or best to keep him straight so he doesn’t reduce the fabulousness of it all. decisions, decisions
Or is it something that is being put in the food? That approach has benefits – we can tell all the religious nutters that this is how it is being done and they will starve to death :-)
As for the foil hats, I bet most of their silly hats are already foiled lined!
mikee @75
I like the way you have all the bases covered,
Animal: Ben Affleck (plz can i have Jenifer Garner?)
Vegetable: Ray Comfort (Hopefully will only be mating with other cauliflower brains)
Mineral: Ted Haggard loves crystals apparently!!
methinks we should tell the fundies that the gay juice is in the air, being pumped out from secret power station chimneys. Would give them an incentive to actually do something about climate change as a side benefit!!!
Imagine the real problems that you’d have to deal with if it was possible to turn people gay. Want revenge on a happily married person with children? Turn them gay! You could blackmail rich people into paying you not to turn their kids gay. Maybe if you’re serving a life sentence, turn yourself gay.
well, it would certainly make it easier to get a date. maybe we should start looking into it.
Oh drat! They’re onto us! The Homogenizer Ray won’t be fast enough I’m afraid. Quick, get to the Gayroller!
Reporting for fabulousness, sir!
Andrewbrown @ 71:
If it’s actually a ray-type device as speculated, it would appear to be polarized. If hetero becomes homo, then I suppose bi would become…asexual?
HAHA those fools! The ray was merely a decoy! Who ever heard of a ray that makes people gay that’s absurd. The real invention is this *holds up vial* Queeracol! And the plan is brilliant. It will be added into a substance that is popularly consumed by heterosexual douches (amongst others). BEER.
What did you think I would tell you if there was any chance you could stop me? I did it 15 minutes ago.
This spring break every frat boy and Plaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaaaah will find themselves suddenly and frighteningly disinterested in the wet t-shirt contests! Mauahahahahahahahahahaha!
So all those homosocial MRA assholes will now become Totes Ghey and leave the “targets” alone? Works for me – is there a fund I can contribute to so as to speed the work along?
Also, the Tuesday evening Radical Lesbian Sock Collective™ (we meet at the local Panera’s, naturally) will begin knitting additional lesbians for anyone who sends me gift certificates at KnitPicks or Halcyon Yarns. Really. (And the wicked DaughterSpawn, noting that the RLSC actually has only straight and a couple of bi women, asked recently how many bisexual women we should recruit so as to have one entire lesbian.)
I’m still waiting for my Ghey Secks with Brownian™ (sadface) – even though I’m first in line, he’s just not getting to work.
Sorry, he’s busy lounging on the beach at my oceanside property in Churchill, Manitoba.
UNESCO can make homosexuals? If I send them the wool do you think they’ll knit one for me?
Aratina Cage:
You never saw me back in the day, going door to door with the toasters.
*Must stock up on toasters, dammit*
Queeracol is of course a compound we isolated from Brownian’s blood
Is Queeracol the active ingredient in Gaiagra?
We can use that to convert the more elderly heteros, and I can just think who the first volunteers should be!
Who’s the HordeMember who got hit on by each of a pair of Mormon missionaries, introduced them to each other, and watched thereafter as the wholesome youth left off harassing strangers about becoming Mormons and took up with each other? They’re probably part of that UNESCO plan.
There are places where guys like you and Dennett could go, and be very popular. Just sayin’.
Mattir
Haven’t been hit on by Mormons but I have Hitchslapped them. Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery, using the info on the Mormon
cultchurch from GING.Interestingly the two clean cut young innocents sent to my door knew nothing of the history of their own organisation. Wonder why?
I suppose the jig us up…I can reveal how we do it.
Sexuality is actually mediated by subatomic particles. The standard model is not incomplete; but when scientists found out the relevant particles, they were put under a gag order lest the enemy find out how to generate them and use them as a weapon, turning our entire population gay and destroying us within a generation.
The specific particles are bosons, those with spin-0 attributes. We know of H+, H-, and H0 so far, these being the gay boson, lesbian boson, and heterosexual boson (aka yaoion, yurion, and heteron). It’s a simple matter of collimating a beam of the desired type from an accelerator and aiming them at the target. They’re not tremendously high-energy and are fairly long-lived, relativistically speaking.
Wow, that would be so cool. Finally, all the cute guys I have a crush on get to return the feeling :)
This must be projection. It must be. There is no other explanation for the faulty premises, the twisted logic, and the insane conclusion. Bishop Fernandez, I conclude, has been thinking about nothing but cock for the last forty years or so. So sad that he is obsessed with the thing that he denies himself.
I feel sorry for him, I really do. I imagine his thought processes must go something like this:
FERNANDEZ: (Cock, cock, cock, hairy root, stiffies) Good morning.
ASSISTANT: Good morning, Bishop, what would you like for breakfast?
FERNANDEZ: (Sausage, wieners, tube steak . . . NO! I cannot reveal myself!) Some fruit and yogurt please.
ASSISTANT: Here you are, sir, a bowl of stirred yogurt, with your bananas and mangosteens on the side, for you to peel.
FERNANDEZ: (Gazes at the mangosteens and thinks, they look like balls, hairy, hairy balls, oh, I’d love to roll them around in my mouth . . NO! Pick up the banana. Stop caressing it! He’s looking at you!) Thank you, I love some fruit in the morning. (My God, that yogurt looks like . . . cum! Lord, why do you tempt me so!)
ASSISTANT: Bishop, you knocked your mangosteens on the floor. Let me pick them up. (The assistant bends from the waist down; he pants are drawn tight over his young, firm buttocks. The Bishop’s eyes caress the tempting hemispheres of sinful flesh.)
FERNANDEZ: I think I have the theme of my new sermon!
ASSISTANT: That excites me, sir. Oh! That banana just seemed to pop right out of your hand! Let me clean it up. (Bends over again.)
FERNANDEZ: (Oh Lord, it cannot be you tempting me, surely you would not put your loyal servant through such pain! It must be . . . UNESCO. That’s it, UNESCO! United Nations Educators for Sucking Cock Orally! It’s been there all the time, right in front of me!) Bishop Fernandez pats his assistant’s buttocks fondly as the young man straightens up.
FERNANDEZ: You may go now.
ASSISTANT: Don’t you want some clean fruit? All that I gave you has fallen on the floor!
FERNANDEZ: No, it is not necessary. I will make do with the yogurt. (Tempting! Foul dairy!) I have my sermon to write, and I must do so while the passion is upon me.
ASSISTANT: As you wish, sir.
We have Boxing Day in Spain? That’s news to me!
Yes, come back to the Catholic Church. . . we’re homophobic nutjobs, just like you!
Hairhead,
I’m now unable to get those mental images out of my head. I close my eyes and the horror returns!!!
It’s just too scarily plausible!!!
Out of all the UN agencies he could come up, it’s UNESCO? If he’d claimed it was the UN Population Fund, or perhaps the Development Group in general, trying to reduce population growth, that might be somewhat not completely implausible. The first thing a conspiracy theory needs to even begin making sense is a plausible motive, and I just don’t see how turning half the world’s population gay is going to help UNESCO administer World Heritage Sites.
And I might add that if “UNESCO” stands for “UN Educators for Sucking Cock Orally,” they failed to perform their task at the UN Inter-Agency Games I’ve been to (though I’ve had some good times with personnel from the IMO and IFAD).
Jurjen
That’s the Insatiable Males Organization and I Fuck All Day I presume?
;-)
Why are all the guys flattered that it would be exclusively the male half of population?
Oh, right, lesbians don’t exist.
Fun fact: A 50% homosexual population would reduce abortions by approximately the same number. Not that homosexuals don’t procreate, but they hardly ever do so without planning.
Terms and conditions apply.
Giliell
I wouldn’t presume to speak for the horde, but for myself, it’s more about tweaking the nose of exclusively all male homophobic RCC.
As far as the RCC goes I suspect you may be right, that lesbianism doesn’t enter into their thinking at all, mainly as a woman doesn’t count as a fully formed human being.
As far as the abortions thing goes, I suspect the RCC view is an all or nothing proposition, one is too many.
With all the knitting talk, somewhere up there I read something as
Ghey Socks with Brownian.
mind still boggling
We can post again now? OK, lame joke:
How often does the Catholic church say something sane? Una vez cada muerte de obispo …
.
.
(sorry, I couldn’t resist it. And I know most people will know this anyway, but for the non Spanish speakers it’s an idiomatic expression that means “once in a blue moon” but translates literally as “once every bishop’s death”)
I heard somewhere* that men are more likely to be gay the more older brothers they have. If this is so, then it’s the RCC (and other fundie groups) with their “every sperm is sacred”-trope who is actually working hard to increase the number of gay men on the planet. The average secular 0 to 3 children family is not doing much in that direction…
*I probably got this from Dan Savage and it might be total bogus and I don’t mean this to be taken anymore seriously than you would, say, a papal bull.
PZ:
Sorry PZ I thought you knew. The ghey memo must have been intercepted by this brave Bishop. We thought he was one of our secret agent cross dressers, it was very cunning.
Damn, the ghey gestapo is foiled again!!!
So now have we decided whether we are going to make all the girls gay and always have someone to go hang out with, or turn all the men gay… and save on the 3 pints of lager?
This is just a smoke screen – it’s the catholic church itself that turns people gay, using gas.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homokaasu
Muahhahahhahahaaaaaaa! Those fools at the Vatican think they’ve foiled our dastardly plot to turn straight celebate pensioners gay by arousing them with our homoerotic displays, but we’ve had sleeper cells within the Vatican for centuries.
Ever wondered why the women painted on the Cistine chapel ceiling have such broad shoulders and big hands? Michaelangelo (one of our own) never used women as life models. All cross-dressing dudes I think you’ll find. The entire ceiling is nothing less than 16th century gay porn.
And this footage is just our latest diabolical plot to turn Ratzinger gay under the pretext of light entertainment!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rbxov7CVi8
The fact that he has to think twice about rising from his seat at the end says it all!
PS- @ Dan Brown… you still owe me a cheque for the synopsis of your next book.
No, two is too many.
Theirs or their daughter’s is an unfortunate necessity.
Ah, that explains a lot.
Apparently my recruiter must have misread hir mission statement and in stead of turning half the world’s population gay, xe thought it was “Turn the world’s population half gay.”
There was an excellent piece on NPR this morning, one of their Story Corps pieces. It was an interview with a man who grew up gay in Kentucky with a very intolerant family. As he said, “I became a very good liar.”
One day, when his mother intercepted a valentine’s day card from a male friend of his, she took him out in the woods and held a loaded shorgun to his head and told him, “This is the tree where I take my son and blow his head off, if he evers decides to become a faggot.”
Think hard about what it would be like to live under that!
We have a very long way to go yet.
Please click on that link above and lsiten — it’s only about a minute.
Good for them, this planet needs some population relief. Though I guess with science, this doesn’t necessarily mean a reduction in population.
It would be fun to see the fundies’ reaction to the fact that “normal” means you are homosexual.
Sometimes you don’t, you commit suicide, then your death gets waved in the face of other gays to show how mentally unbalanced homosexuality is by these same people.
Although, now that story brings up an interesting question. How many of those “suicides” then really were…
We Are Ing @ 83;
So this means that only straight teetotalers like me will remain heterosexual?
*dabs on some cologne*
Looks like my odds with the ladies are about to improve (which is just as well – I need all the help I can get).
No, but you’re not far off. Queeracol is a precurser molecule that can be activated and modified by several sets of catylists into the other active chemicals.
In the body testosterone normally activates the inactive Queeracol into Queeracyclo which attacks the hawtoganglion in the brain and reverses it (a similar chemical emoichol is sometimes developed by frightened genocidal plants to induce suicide in humans). Gaiagra is actually Queeropentaphenol, which is made from a Queeracol base but is significantly different in dosing and response.
You don’t want to know what I did to the cologne
Fortunately for me and my fiancee, I only drink beer I brew myself and she barely drinks at all.
But if her desktop wallpaper changes from Sean Bean to Alicia Witt I’ll know what happened.
Ing: “You don’t want to know what I did to the cologne”
XDDDDDDD
Mattir: “….how many bisexual women we should recruit so as to have one entire lesbian.”
My grandmother was a Lesbian; that makes me a quarter-Lesbian!
Note to self…phase 2….GI barley….
GE*
ogremeister:
I wonder, will that work in reverse? For asexuals to become bi? If so, I have a wonderfully varied future in front of me…
Ironic when a member of the catholic church condemn another group of having “distinct programs…to implant the ideology that is already present in our schools.” Isn’t this what the catholic church does best?
Likely the fate of most barley.
Didn’t Ronnie Dobbs shut down this whole operation years ago?
We Are Ing @ 119;
Gah! Undone by vanity!
Oh well, nevermind. At least there will soon be plenty more gay men in the world – maybe one of them will appreciate my unique sense of wit and good taste in cologne.
Just tell me where to go to be fabulous-ified…
@tungl, 107 – That’s true. It’s science. Dan Savage may have been the one you heard it from. The more children (or at least boys) that any individual woman has, the more likely the younger one(s) are gay. I read it in a book Savage recommended. I feel like I should have a link, but I don’t.
Josh @37– you win the thread!
Mattir @ 91… That was me, but I think I was a patsy for the plot, as I hadn’t heard of it until now.