It’s not that they think she’s a ditz
And their hearts are not soon to be Mitt’s
But to have her ignore
Her professional corps?
Bachmann’s Granite State team calls it quits!
Headline: Bachmann staff in New Hampshire quits
When a ship is sinking, the rats are the first to leave.
Don’t worry, Michele; Fox News loves telegenic losers! Don’t think of today as the harbinger of doom; that’s not a death knell, that’s a very slow “ka-ching!”.
Oh, Conservatives love a blood-letting; I’m sure these staff members will be well-compensated for their views on Fox soon enough.
Is there some kind of rehab available for folks like this? Maybe a twelve-step step program:
Step 1 – We admitted we were powerless over our candidate – that his/her campaign had become unmanageable.
Step 2 – Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves — We the People — could restore us to sanity.
Step 3 – Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of anyone who was not a Republican.
Step 4 – Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our political activities.
Step 5 – Admitted to the press, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our politics.
Step 6 – Were entirely ready to have the People remove all these defects of character.
Step 7 – Humbly asked the 99% to remove our shortcomings.
Step 8 – Made a list of all the rotten dirty tricks we had used, and became willing to make amends to for them all.
Step 9 – Made direct amends to our political opponents wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
Step 10 – Continued to take personal inventory and when we thought like a Republican, promptly admitted it.
Step 11 – Sought through community service and direct action to improve our conscious contact with the People as we understood them, asking only for knowledge of their will for our nation and the power to carry that out.
Step 12 – Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other Republicans, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.