Headline Muse, 10/15

Herman Cain has a brilliant design
He’s condensed to a simple one line:
Will the GOP grow
From the party of “no!”
To the party of “Nein! Nein! Nein!”?

Headline: Once a long shot, Cain’s surge continues

Front-runners in this year’s GOP race have demonstrated a half-life measured in mere days. Will Cain be anything more than the current flavor of the week? It won’t be long before we know.

Wouldn’t it be a cool thing to live in the alternate universe where the more we knew about a candidate, the better we liked her/him?


  1. says

    Some people think he’s a saint,
    but I think his ideas are quaint.
    There’s a thing or two
    that Herman can do
    And lots of things that Herman Cain’t.

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