Headline Muse, 8/11

In New York, where they live, it’s OK,
If they wanted to marry today
It would really be sweet—
Alas, Sesame Street
Tells us Ernie and Bert are not gay

Headline: Sesame Street Workshop: Bert and Ernie are just friends.


  1. Freerefill says

    Ernie and Bert are not gay
    But an online petition today
    Says “A marriage to go,
    Six thousand say so!”
    Compared to the Mabus 4k

  2. embertine says

    Freerefill, I was just about to make the same comment.. and that’s only one of several petitions on the same subject. On Change.org alone I counted five. *sigh*

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