Headline Muse, 8/8

The pastor was eager to tell
Of how gays would all end up in hell.
Some escape from this fate
Because God sets them straight…
And who sat and listened? Michele.

Headline: Michele Bachmann woos Iowa Christians, attends anti-gay service.



  1. Freerefill says

    The ignorant masses, they heed her
    With succulent praises they feed her
    She butchers our history,
    Her thoughts are a mystery,
    And she wants to be our next leader.

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