The Rapture is here!!!!

I HAVE PROOF! Look, Jesus himself!I don’t think any of us atheists are getting raptured, but it was pretty awesome for Jesus to at least stop by and say hello. What a nice guy.


  1. apenpaap says

    Yeah, Jesus is a pretty cool guy. It’s just his dad and his fanclub that are dicks.

  2. Graham says

    Actually, the rapture did happen. Turns out, the right religion was in a small tribe from Guyana that was wiped out 4000 years ago by famine. Whoops!

  3. Drakk says

    Irrelevant to this specific post, but I really just want to buy a huge billboard near Camping’s house/office/other place he frequents, and have a huge troll face on it with the words “PROBLEM, CHRISTIANS?” underneath.Sorry. Had to get that out there.

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