The annual bleg
Just as an example of the kind of emails we get at Daily Kos, and the amazing delusional psychosis infecting conservatives who truly believe in their heart of hearts there 1) is no racism in the GOP and 2) friends who look me straight in the eyes utterly puzzled as to what I am talking about (Or accuse dems of making it all up to make the GOP sound racist), I give you this weekend’s wingnut neoconfederate exampler. Trust me folks, this is not work safe, but sad to say it is routine stuff for us:
please FUCK OFF AND DIE!!! You think Obongo will stay in thw white house for fours years? Fuck that!! the cheating lying negroid will be in PRISONfor TREASON!!! you fuckers stole the electon with crack-smoking welfare niggers and spics you bruoght in frojm fucking mexico! niggerloving faggot you want some black dick in your ass go to fucking france and pay for it! Don’t destroy thisd country just cause you got fucking jungle fever you fag!! niggercock in the ass and mouth is the officia moulitspic brekfast!! and its not about race faggot, the president dont have to be 100% aryan but he should of be human looking and not a fucking monkey!!! go suck some dick fag NIGGERCOCK IN THE ASS IS NOT THE FUCKING AMERICAN WAY YOU FAGGOT COMMIE!!!!
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Gvlgeologist, FCD
December 1, 2012 at 8:01 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
No TRUE Republican would say this…
Reverend PJ
December 1, 2012 at 8:06 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Someone is really obsessed with anal…
Marcus Ranum
December 1, 2012 at 8:29 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Rev PJ@#2 that’s exactly what I was thinking…
Stephen "DarkSyde" Andrew
December 1, 2012 at 8:57 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
That part that had us loling for real was ‘he doesn’t have to be a HUNDRED percent ayran …’
godlesspanther
December 1, 2012 at 9:35 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
and it was signed:
“Sincerely,
Mitt Romney”
Winterwind
December 1, 2012 at 10:39 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
That’s good, because I don’t think anyone is 100% mythical super-race.
(There’s a small chance he’s referring to Proto-Indo-European speakers but he probably thinks linguistics is for faggots who like some of that sexy black cock, and besides no one is 100% Proto-Indo-European anyway).
comfychair
December 1, 2012 at 10:42 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Well damn. I’m a middle aged white guy in Mississippi, and what I usually hear is something like
They really don’t think they’re racist, and if you try to explain it, or even discuss it, they take it as a personal attack.
I think it’s the perfect real world example of the saying:
/headdesk
Crudely Wrott
December 1, 2012 at 11:24 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Damn.
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Guess he told us, eh?
davidmc
December 2, 2012 at 1:30 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Why France?, is it just some random foreign nation, the first that sprang to mind, or what?
StevoR
December 2, 2012 at 6:07 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
@ ^ davidmc : Because the French are infamously “cheese-eating surrender monkeys” and archetypes of Europe at its worst I guess?
(No gratitude for the Statute of Liberty and all the aid in the US War of Indepedence I guess too.)
As for the email writer here well at least he said the magic word “please” so i guess you could say he was asking “nicely.” /sarc.
Well except for all the spittle flecked drooling keyboard mashing racist and homophobic insults that is.
Nope no racism there – unless you read beyond the first word
Loqi
December 2, 2012 at 8:31 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
The ultra left wing Obama that the right portrays is pretty much 100% mythical. Does that count?
jnorris
December 2, 2012 at 9:07 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
Too few exclamation points. But a nice first draft.
And comfychair, they sound the same in North Carolina too.
Stephen "DarkSyde" Andrew
December 2, 2012 at 9:28 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
In addition to racism, one theme that runs through almost all of the crank emails we get, they’re just convinced that implying we’re gay is an enormous, crushing insult.
bobo
December 2, 2012 at 6:35 pm (UTC -6) Link to this comment
#7 “Hey man I KNOW I ain’t racist ’cause I don’t hate nobody just ’cause they got dark skin or whatever, but you gotta admit they really is lazy and steal a lot.”
Canadian racists say the same stuff, as well.
this
December 3, 2012 at 7:01 am (UTC -6) Link to this comment
What (who?) is “moulitspic”? A disney cartoon character?
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No TRUE Republican would say this…
without mentioning haggis and kilts…