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If the aliens come calling, Americans trust Obama

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While we wait for the SCOTUS decision, here’s some lighter political news. Americans trust Obama more than Romney to deal with an alien invasion:

The Hill– In a survey conducted for the National Geographic Channel, 65 percent said they’d pick Obama to deal with an invading alien force over Romney. Obama also took the confidence vote among 68 percent of women surveyed, likely a key voting bloc in this scenario as well as in the November election.

 

In addition, about 79 percent of those surveyed think the government has kept information about aliens and UFOs a secret from the public. Despite that widespread suspicion, only 36 percent actually think UFOs exist, 17 percent don’t, and 48 percent aren’t sure.

If cheap TV sci-fi has taught me anything, it’s that aliens have a overwhelming desire to mate with nubile earth women and create a master race of hybrid mutants. So that part makes … sense …?

Comments

  1. says

    But you must be fair, Barak has had three years for the people to evaluate him on, while Mittens is still ducking and diving. Folks are not stupid, not all of them.

  2. d cwilson says

    I think one of Romney’s problems is that a lot of times, he acts like he is an alien from another planet.

  3. jamessweet says

    Obviously. If the aliens are from Kolob, Romney would sell us out in a heartbeat!

  4. a miasma of incandescent plasma says

    I don’t know… I think Mitt would be more likely to beam a Tribble out to the vacuum of space. Just seems like that kind of guy.

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