You can blame it on the president Or blame it on the press; Its Republicans—or Democrats! That put us in this mess It’s the radical conservatives Who can’t admit defeat, Or the constant wimpy whining Of the liberal elite Yes, we’re quickly pointing fingers— Someone’s got to take the fall— And it doesn’t really matter …
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May 06 2013
Miracle In Cleveland
Thank god! Our prayers are answered! It’s a miracle, you know! We are celebrating, crying joyful tears! God decided, in his wisdom, That he’d let these poor girls go After keeping them imprisoned ten full years. It’s a proof that god is mighty It’s a proof that god is good God will make this bastard …
Apr 12 2013
The Real Tragedy Is In The Timing
“No one is more highly trained”, And yet, he did it wrong And so, instead, A kid is dead So runs the world along Police Chief Wade is charged today— His gun was unsecured, Atop his vault— He’s still at fault; Or so we are assured The boy who found it shot himself Fifteen years …
Apr 09 2013
Responsible Ownership–99.9999% Of The Time
He’s a best-case scenario, doing it right; He knows it’s a gun, not a toy The most dangerous thing in his bedroom that night Was a visiting 4-year-old boy You mustn’t be tempted to regulate arms Which the second amendment forbids It can’t shoot itself, so a gun never harms But it’s clear—we must regulate …
Mar 07 2013
Public Cross Chucked In Duck Pond
A cross was seen On the village green As we’re nearing the Easter season They’ve done it for years As spring appears— It’s a beautiful symbol, they reason— Though they think it’s fine There’s a civil line They have taken a few steps beyond And so, one man Took the matter in hand And he …
Jan 12 2013
Colony Of Penguins Discovered, Thanks To Poop Visible From Space
Some scientists have figured out A means of penguin-snooping; A camera, beamed from outer space Can see where they’ve been pooping. The penguins stay on floes of ice, For months in just one place Which leaves a stain of shit so big It’s visible from space. The guano—smelly, reddish-brown, Corrosive, salty goo— Leaves such a …
Oct 07 2012
In Support Of Marriage Equality In Maine
So I got another donation very recently (thank you!), from a name which seemed familiar. I have learned never to trust my memory, but I think this was someone with whom I used to argue, years ago. He or she (I know, but hey) was opposed to same-sex marriage (though the host of that site …
Sep 17 2012
Boy Scouts Kept Molestation Records Confidential
He’s admitted to molesting boys, while working for the Scouts Though the records aren’t available to search; If the case had been made public, there are few if any doubts It’d be difficult to face the folks at church. The L.A.Times has a substantial story, well worth reading, on the paper’s review of two decades …
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May 09 2013
On Monsters
current events, human nature, news, social commentary
by Cuttlefish
He’s a monster; he’s not human— He’s the devil in disguise! The embodiment of evil; You can see it in his eyes! No iota of morality No evidence of soul Where a man should have a human heart This demon has a hole. His behavior was horrific— Inexcusable, in fact; No real human could have …
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