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Monthly Archive: October 2011
Oct 24 2011
Headline Muse, 10/24
A creationist and a flat-earther Perry hints he may now be a birther Why, the reasons to laugh Are too many to graph— And the reasons for mirth just get mirther Headline: Rick Perry doesn’t know if Obama’s birth certificate is real If only there were some hard evidence, like the bible…
Oct 24 2011
World Polio Day
Lines on the return of Polio A mother, doing what she thinks is right Believes the lies and chooses now to fight; She will not vaccinate. She is too young; How quickly we forgot the iron lung. So today is World Polio Day, and the news is mixed. The good news is, it’s still a …
Oct 23 2011
Headline Muse, 10/23
On the menu, you see what you wish But it’s not what is served in your dish If you’re looking to reel In a mislabeled meal Then the Globe has the answer: go fish! Headline: On the menu, but not on your plate A special section, actually, on a long-term investigation by the Boston Globe …
Oct 23 2011
The Perfect Republican Candidate
We’re looking for a candidate A good and Christian man We need to win the White House With God’s help, I think we can He loves the Constitution And our freedoms and our laws With the possible exception Of one first amendment clause Cos the freedom of religion Is for Christians, as a rule The …
Oct 23 2011
Kill! Kill! Kill!
On an overcast day off of west-coast Australia A man, from his boat, took a dive But he’d chosen a spot that’s a diner for sharks So he never would surface alive. The order has come now, to search and destroy Permission to kill them on sight It’s sharks being sharks, in their home habitat …
Oct 22 2011
Headline Muse, 10/22
Since the dates and the races are linked Votes are easier, when they’re distinct When Nevada encroached Old New Hampshire felt poached Till today, when the Silver State blinked Headline: Nevada vote clears way for Jan. primary in New Hampshire Because nothing can get in the way of the quadrennial rite of kissing New Hampshire’s …
Oct 22 2011
Denying Freethought Club “Essential” at U. of Dayton
It’s the truth—why, it’s the Gospel, It is God’s Most Holy Word To refute it or deny it Is ridiculous! Absurd! Our omnipotent Creator Is behind its every letter— It not only is The Good Book But there’ll never be one better! So we have to keep it coddled— I don’t mean to raise alarm— …
Oct 21 2011
Chopra Wrong Again
“Science cannot guarantee That God does not exist”; This is true, although it’s bound to cause confusion. Science speaks more cautiously But roughly, here’s the gist: Simply, God can’t be distinguished from illusion. Long, involved, science-based rant, after the jump:
Oct 21 2011
Headline Muse, 10/21
It’s not that they think she’s a ditz And their hearts are not soon to be Mitt’s But to have her ignore Her professional corps? Bachmann’s Granite State team calls it quits! Headline: Bachmann staff in New Hampshire quits When a ship is sinking, the rats are the first to leave. Don’t worry, Michele; Fox …
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