Huh. Pope Cuddly went to Strasbourg to scold Europe for being too old and ugly.
Jeez. What about Mesopotamia?! What about the Rift Valley?!! Older and much older, so nyah.
Besides, does Mr Cuddly think he’s another Justin Bieber?
Pope Francis has warned that the world sees Europe as “somewhat elderly and haggard” during a speech to the European Parliament in Strasbourg.
“Warned”? What does Mr Cuddly expect Europe to do about it? Botox? The knife?
At the European Parliament, he spoke of a need to reinvigorate Europe, describing the continent as a “grandmother, no longer fertile and vibrant” and saying it risked “slowly losing its own soul”.
Ooooooooh, that’s harsh. Why doesn’t he just call Europe a witch and be done with it?