May 06 2014

Getting rid of it was long overdue

The Borowitz Report* on the Supreme Court ruling in Greece v Galloway.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — In what legal experts are calling a landmark decision, on Monday the United States Supreme Court struck down what many believe to be the main reason the country was started.

By a five-to-four vote, the Court eliminated what grade-school children have traditionally been taught was one of the key rationales for founding the United States in the first place.

“The separation of church and state has been a cornerstone of American democracy for over two hundred years,” said Justice Samuel Alito, writing for the majority. “Getting rid of it was long overdue.”

Hahasob. Yeah.



  1. 1

    Welcome to the United States of Jesusland.

  2. 2

    …where corporations and fetuses are people.

  3. 3
    Kevin Kehres

    …but women and cotton-pickers are not.

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