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Dec 15 2012

God will protect your children only if you submit first

Ohhhhh lordy. Sometimes the viciousness makes my head want to explode – I can feel it trying to.

He actually does say it.

We’ve kicked God out of our public school system.

And I think God would say to us…”Hey I’ll be glad to protect your children but you got to invite me back into your world first. I’m not gonna go where I’m not wanted, I am a gentleman.

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  1. 1
    Tom Foss

    If only it were that easy to get the old pervert out of our bedrooms. “Gentleman” my ass.

  2. 2
    Jean

    So we should worship a petty and vindictive asshole. And he’s so petty and vindictive that if you don’t convince everyone to do so, he’s going to ignore you and your loved ones even you do worship him. Where do I sign up?

  3. 3
    unbound

    Oikos University just this past April. How did that happen then?

  4. 4
    Ichthyic

    We’ve kicked God out of our public school system.

    funny, you know who else we don’t normally promote to be in our public schools?

    rampaging gunmen.

    oh, and did we kick God out of the Catholic Church? I mean, he wasn’t there to protect the children who were raped by priests, right?

    and what about this church:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knoxville_Unitarian_Universalist_church_shooting

    God must not be in our churches, either.

  5. 5
    rolfboettger

    Or Sweethome Missionary Baptist Church or World Changers Church International or St. Andrew Military Protestant Church (Nigeria) or Christ Holy Sanctified Church. Unless of course they were doing wrong in the eyes of god. Huckabee, Fisher, Hovind et. al. are just looking for publicity. POSs one and all that need to STFU.

  6. 6
    rolfboettger

    Or the Bath School disaster in 1927 the deadliest school massacre in US history.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_School_disaster

  7. 7
    Francisco Bacopa

    They have no other code other than vindictive assholeishness. This is the enemy. God is right because he can torture or reward us forever. They have no morality beyond the application of force and can be controlled only by the application of force.

  8. 8
    catwhisperer

    “I’m not gonna go where I’m not wanted, I am a gentleman” …says the guy who impregnated a young virgin twothousand-odd years ago without her knowledge?

  9. 9
    thebookofdave

    So God goes where he’s not wanted when he disapproves of who wants to get married, or when a woman is trying to discuss treatment options with her physician. But when a killer is attacking kids, then it’s time to back off and let them exercise their free will. Bryan Fischer should really explain in detail just what boundaries God respects. But not right after I’ve eaten.

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