I’ve just finished reading Game of Thrones, the first book of George R. R. Martin’s fantasy series. I really enjoyed the HBO series, but I didn’t feel like waiting years to learn the rest of the plot. The same thing happened with Lord of the Rings – I saw the first movie, then quickly gobbled …
Monthly Archive: December 2011
Dec 15 2011
A lesson in botany
Friend: “Flowers are basically a place where insects go to masturbate.” Typical Thursday night.
Dec 15 2011
How clever!
The fraternity Sigma Phi Epsilon at the University of Vermont was recently suspended. They circulated a questionnaire to each of their brothers that included the question “If I could rape someone, who would it be?” I’d like to think this was actually a trick question. You know, like they were trying to filter out all …
Dec 15 2011
Blogger’s block
I know I haven’t been blogging much lately. I’m not sure if I have an explanation – I’ve just been feeling particularly uninspired and unmotivated. I’ve been reading lots of interesting and even rage inducing stories that would typically have me typing away, yet it’s not translating into words on a screen. I’ve mentally written …
Dec 12 2011
While we’re on the topic of homophobic Republicans
I had to share my favorite spoof of Rick Perry’s ad:
Dec 12 2011
Well, that’s awkward
I bet you $10,000 that Mitt Romney didn’t see this coming: Mitt Romney, while touring the Chez Vachon restaurant in Manchester, sat down at a table with two older men, one of whom was wearing a “Vietnam Veteran” hat. Bob Garon, 63, of Epsom, N.H., asked Romney if he, as president would seek to overturn …
Dec 09 2011
Another brain exploding quote from a Republican candidate
This time from Mr. Frothy Mixture himself, Rick Santorum: Discussing controversial classroom subjects such as evolution and global warming, Santorum said he has suggested that “science should get out of politics” and he is opposed to teaching that provides a “politically correct perspective.” We don’t want facts and data informing our political decisions! Only baby …
Dec 08 2011
What’s that? You wanted to be filled with rage?
Fine, because you asked so nicely. Here’s the latest campaign ad from Rick Perry (International readers: He’s trying to win the Republican nomination to run for President in 2012). “I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian, but you don’t need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there’s something wrong in …
Dec 07 2011
The argument from buttsex
I know we just established that gays don’t exist. In case that didn’t convince you, a random commenter has a great explanation for why homosexuality is unnatural: I don’t understand why some people try hard to demonstrate that gays are just gays, and they have nothing whatsoever to do about it! Poor them, they are …
Dec 07 2011
My secret is out
The only reason I support gay marriage is because I want to be able to have evil “feminist marriages” where I turn all men into my sperm producing, money giving slaves. Drat. Back to the drawing board, I suppose. Thanks to all the people out there who pretended to be gay to further the diabolical …
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