Poor Kent, mocked everywhere

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Even the webcomics are making fun of him. Click on the panel to read the rest—it’s pretty good. It also points out why we shouldn’t be displeased that he’s been imprisoned: one of his ‘accomplishments’ has always been to make the scientific and rational thinkers of all ages feel ostracized by an ignorant majority. He’s a sad little man, but he’s also done a lot of evil.

See? I get traffic spikes, too!

I got about 5 times my usual traffic yesterday, which explains why there were some occasional slow-downs all across scienceblogs. I think the server held up fairly well, though, and I know the big guys here are planning some server upgrades to handle future growth.

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Don’t worry, it’ll ease up. You can tell from the relatively small increase in page views vs. visits that most of these people zipped in to read one post and didn’t hang around. The new creationists trying to argue weakly in that thread have been mildly amusing, though.

Hey, Stevens County people!

What are you doing this evening? Two big events:

  • Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is opening at the Morris Theater tonight at 8! I was thinking of going, but Skatje works there, and she’s got the inside scoop: people are already lining up. In Morris. I might wait a few days for the mob to fade away.

  • If PotC3 is too crowded, there’s always Drinking Liberally—7:00pm at Old #1.

Who says Morris isn’t a happening place?

Kent Hovind, working on his “world’s most obnoxious prisoner” title

There are new epistles from convicted swindler and evangelical Christian — but I repeat myself — Kent Hovind. The first is an account of his transfers within the prison system, and although I don’t feel even a twinge of sympathy for Hovind, I do feel for the other prisoners who experience the impersonal neglect and arbitrary abstention from human contact that is imposed by they system. I can’t feel much for Hovind, because his accounts are loaded with increasing amounts of frantic piety—he’s praying, praying, praying and proselytizing, proselytizing, proselytizing as if he’s desperated for some kind of magical redemption. It’s just too bad and too late; the poor man is trapped in his useless and self-serving cycle of looking for help from a non-existent being.

The second entry is just plain weird. It’s an extended metaphor in which he compares himself to an ax, and the people he preaches to to trees, and he’s in a vise (which he spells as “vice”) which prevents him from chopping wood, and oh, how he loves to chop wood, and he likes to cut deeply. It’s a little bit disturbing. I hope that when he gets out he is kept away from sharp objects.

Digg and Reddit send new flock of creationists here: have fun!

The creationist science fair article got picked up by both Digg and Reddit, so we’re experiencing a bit of a traffic spike. Watch out for slowdowns and more of those pesky “internal server errors” while we undergo a kind of stress test. Also watch out for the brand spankin’ new, virginal creationist newbies who are showing up, and I will remind you all of the three comment rule: be patient, try to explain first, and only after they’ve said 3 stupid things, then can you whack them with a 2×4.

Oh, and if they post the same thing 3 times, that’s the server acting up, and it only counts as one, OK?

Testing…

You scored as Scientific Atheist, These guys rule. I’m not one of them myself, although I play one online. They know the rules of debate, the Laws of Thermodynamics, and can explain evolution in fifty words or less. More concerned with how things ARE than how they should be, these are the people who will bring us into the future.

Scientific Atheist
100%
Militant Atheist
67%
Angry Atheist
50%
Spiritual Atheist
50%
Apathetic Atheist
42%
Agnostic
42%
Theist
17%

What kind of atheist are you?
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(via Wilkins, who is more agnostic and less militant than I am)

He must be getting old and slow and weak

I completely missed it — Chuck Norris made a couple of roundhouse face kicks at godless evolutionists last week, and I didn’t even notice. Apparently, we’ve been trying to outlaw Christianity, and Norris has scuttled that plan by exposing our devious strategy of being sufficiently literate to write books, and sending our kids to summer camps that lack religious indoctrination.

Zachary Moore has the complete breakdown of the Atheist Conspiracy’s 5-year plan. Now’s the part where I laugh my movie villain laugh and taunt my feeble, brain-damaged opponent as I launch my nefarious onslaught. “You are helpless to stop me, Chuck Norris! Bwahahahahaha!”

“But wait, what’s this? Your young sidekick, here to wreak vengeance for his master’s defeat? And it’s…Kirk Cameron??!?!? Bwahahaha! Hahahaha! Bwaha…<villain laughs himself into an apoplectic stroke, writhes helplessly on the ground>”

The day is only saved for villainy because Cameron rushes forward to punch himself repeatedly in the face, while Norris incontinently soaks his pants and whimpers for the nurse to bring him a mallowmar.

It brings to mind Voltaire’s comment:

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: “O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.” And God granted it.

Atheist’s prayers must be particularly potent, because god has responded with extravagant excess.