The latest Stephanie Stirling video dropped a tantalizing mention. There exists something called a “woke content detector“, which is basically a small group of self-appointed censors who are busily telling everyone which video games are bad. Not particularly interesting, except that the criteria they use to decide which games are too woke are hilarious. They have a spreadsheet listing their reasoning.
Here are some examples of things that make a game unrecommended or too woke. These are things the censors consider bad.
- “The Myplayer clothes shop features apparel with BLM slogans.”
- “has Non-binary gender option”
- “Features a diverse cast and LGBTQ+ characters”
- “Pronoun selection including an option for they/them”
- “POC soldiers on both sides”
- “LGBTQ+ decorations/furniture, diverse students, students can enter same sex relationships”
- “LGBTQ+ and diverse characters including a plus size POC queen”
- “Pride flags displayed in the police station and fire station”
- “Optional homosexual romance”
- “Pronoun selection including an option for they/them. Homosexual and non-binary romance options”
- “Contains overtly pro-climate action messaging. ‘an environmental card strategy game with climate change as your opponent.'”
- “Demonizes golfers and golf-courses by highlighting potentially negative environmental impacts of the sport”
- “The player character is a woman with depression. Features a story about living with depression”
- “Features a story about living with a disability”
- “Features a story about a world where ‘climate change has made life hard'”
- “Contains overtly anti-capitalism and anti-western society messaging”
- “The player character is a WOC who can fix any antique. She immediately finds plenty of work in a town she has never been to before”
- “Features a diverse cast of 1st gen immigrants to the USA. Features a female CEO of a green tech startup”
I’m impressed with the pettiness, and how they can be offended by just the existence of LGBTQ+, women, disabled people, pronouns, and decorative features that don’t affect the game. I’m amazed that anyone would want to play such culturally impoverished video games. Checkers is probably a safe game for them.
You will be relieved to know that “Alex Jones: NWO Wars” is recommended and has no woke content, so there are some games you can play.