I was mean to the History Channel yesterday — I mocked them for portraying Satan as a dark-skinned man with a resemblance to Obama. But you know, that wasn’t fair. It’s not as if that show about the Bible is full of coded racist references to appeal to the yahoos of America.
Why, look here: they also include European white dudes! Racial diversity for the win!
That’s Jesus, by the way. After the Sermon on the Mount, I think he took a break to go surfing off Malibu.