The only superhero movie I need to see


It’s the one featuring Starfish Hitler.

All the echinoderms I’ve ever known have been quite pleasant and non-threatening, so that is going against type. Maybe it was written by a piece of kelp?

Comments

  1. cartomancer says

    Wasn’t it so much nicer when we talked about Nazis in the past tense, and the only time you ever saw them was as over-the-top cartoon villains?

    Definitely better than what we have now.

  2. christoph says

    Has anyone ever seen a movie where Nazis AREN’T the bad guys? Should we tell the Neo-Nazis that?

  3. microraptor says

    Wouldn’t kelp be inclined to write sea stars as heroic, given that many species are important predators of animals that feed on kelp, like purple sea urchins?

  4. says

    Where does Spongebob Squarepants stand on this issue?
    Starfish can regenerate an arm. I wish we could do that. But, I don’t think I’d like to have their mental capacity.

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