Why I like Seattle


I just finished a flurry of contract signing — my mother’s house is thiiiis close to being sold. We have a final hurdle of getting the lender’s approval, but my agent says there’s only like a 10% chance that they might have an objection. I’ll be surprised if all the dotted lines are signed by the new year, but otherwise, everything is imminent.

Also, this is Seattle.

Someone hacked the traffic signs. Keep it up, you weird radicals!

Comments

  1. Rich Woods says

    This is utterly contemptible and the instigators should hang their heads in shame.

    It’s “One fewer CEO”.

  2. John Morales says

    Isn’t POTUS technically the head of the executive branch of government?

    (What do we call the head of the executive branch, again?)

  3. says

    This is just another example of why so many Seattle-company CEOs leave town, and even the companies do. Boeing left; Bezos left; Gates mostly left…

  4. Silentbob says

    This is not, of course, true. CEO is a job, not an innate characteristic. You just appoint someone else to the position.

  5. Pierce R. Butler says

    Bekenstein Bound @ # 2: The sign display is only 8 characters wide.

    Ergo:

    “1 FEWER
    CEO” …

  6. chrislawson says

    @9– i bet there’s an arduino project some where online that can be put together on the cheap

  7. Jim Brady says

    Silentbob @7 – on the other hand, if enough of them are popped off, nobody will want the job.

  8. John Morales says

    Jim, on the gripping hand, if each popper-offer gets nabbed and their life ruined, not too many will want the job.

  9. beholder says

    Wouldn’t fit. The sign display is only 8 characters wide.

    One ceo fewer?

    submoron@17- That is the correct word order.

    @ Matt G, # 18: Yes, but it’s grammatically awkward.

    WHILE
    CEO>0 DO
    CEO--;

  10. John Morales says

    tedw, and DeutscheBank has been a good corporate citizen ever since. Right?

    (Pointless killings are pointless)

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