Living the dream, I think he should do it full time


I never worked in a fast food joint, but I had lots of friends who did; it’s a common, mundane job experience for a lot of people. It’s not an extraordinary claim at all for someone to say they worked at a McDonald’s in their youth, but to Donald Trump it is some kind of unlikely experience, like claiming to be a UFO abductee. He’s been raging about Kamala Harris claiming to have worked in fast food 40 years ago, and thinks it is a winning argument to deny her experience.

To make his strange point, Trump volunteered to work at a McDonald’s over the weekend.

As Trump put it reporters when he got off his plane: “I’m going for a job right now at McDonald’s,” before adding, “I really wanted to do this all my life.”

I wish he had, although it would be unfair to the customers — he’d suck as an employee. But OK, he charged off to pretend to experience the life of a fast food worker.

One catch: he didn’t. The McDonald’s was closed and the streets cordoned off, while he walked in, spent a few minutes shuffling fries, and then handed out a few containers. That was it. It was a photo-op, nothing more.

Police closed the busy streets around the McDonald’s he was visiting and cordoned off the restaurant as a crowd a couple blocks long gathered, sometimes 10- to 15-deep, across the street straining to catch a glimpse of Trump. Horns honked and music blared as Trump supporters waved flags, held signs and took pictures.

It was a notable event to celebrate, the fact that Donald Trump did ten minutes of actual work.

You just know that in his future rambling babbles, he’s going to claim that Kamala Harris never worked in fast food, but he, the lazy phony, did.

Comments

  1. birgerjohansson says

    If you want to get distracted from the orange terror and the sad, death-related work, look for the comet in the sky.
    (Crossposted)
    The time is running running out to see the comet with the naked eye, it will be down to magnitude 4 the 22th October.

    It is by now quite high in the western sky and you can see it at twilight preferably before the moon rises. For star maps see internet, for instance Sky and telescope.

  2. Artor says

    In other news, that McD’s location was inexplicably out of hamberders after the stunt was over. There was nothing but a pile of ketchup-stained wrappers left behind the counter.

  3. wobbly says

    You know, I know political stunts like this aren’t necessarily anything new, but the fact that this poster boy for the idle-rich will hold up this act of cosplaying as a wage-slave for a couple minutes as some kind of fucking achievement is uniquely infuriating.

  4. Ridana says

    I hope his next stunt is working on an auto assembly line, from “just taking parts out of boxes and plugging them in,” since “a child could do it.” Of course they’d have to scrap the car once he’s done, for safety reasons…

  5. Snarki, child of Loki says

    Next up: Trump puts in a shift at a Boeing assembly plant!

    Are we sure that hasn’t already happened?1??

  6. Captain Kendrick says

    Do they let inmates in low security federal correctional institutions operator deep friers in the kitchens?

  7. robro says

    Heather Cox Richardson says this in a lead up to her coverage of the MacDonald’s photo:

    To anyone paying attention, it is clear that Trump is not in any shape to manage the government of the United States of America. He is canceling interviews and botching the ones he does sit for, while falling asleep at events where he is not actually speaking. He lies incessantly even when hosts point out that his claims have been debunked, and cannot answer a question or follow a train of thought. And his comments of the weekend—calling the vice president a “sh*t vice president,” telling a woman to get “your fat husband off the couch” to vote for him, and musing about a famous golfer’s penis—indicate that he has no mental guardrails left.

    On the photo op, she says:

    It was an odd moment, for Trump has never portrayed himself as a man of the people so much as a man to lead the people, and the picture of him in a McDonald’s apron undercuts his image as a dominant leader.

    But in any case, it was all staged: the restaurant was closed, the five “customers” were loyalists who had practiced their roles, and when Trump handed food through the drive-through window, he did not take money or make change.

  8. robro says

    Just saw a meme on FB where Kamala is talking to some man…perhaps Emhoff…saying, “Can you believe I triggered that man into suiting up at a McDonald’s to pretend to cook fries?”

  9. CompulsoryAccount7746, Sky Captain says

    McDonald’s Donald Trump Worked at Failed Last Health Inspection

    Trump […] did not wear gloves or a hairnet during his visit, stating that his hands were “nice and clean.” According to the Meidas Touch, he went straight to work without washing his hands.

    Employees not washing their hands was one of the reasons that restaurant failed its most recent inspection. […] not wearing hair restraints […] not storing some food at the correct temperature.

  10. says

    Whenever I’m desperate enough to order from McD’s they never get the order right. A perfect job for someone with dementia. He’d fit right in.

  11. says

    Didn’t was his hands or wear gloves and a hair net. I can see that photo of him as a meme with him asking “Do you want flies with that?”

  12. flex says

    @15, Schnitzel Von Knobbschafft,

    I don’t know why, but that hit home.

    I’m on the west side of the pond, but I spent ten years, from the age of 11, working on a farm. But I never considered myself working class. Why? Because I was doing it for spending money, not because I needed what I was earning to eat, clothe, and shelter myself. My family had enough money to ensure I was fed, clothed, and had a roof over my head, and I never gave it a thought that those things may not be possible if I wasn’t earning money to help the family. It wasn’t. That put me squarely into the middle-class. Where things aren’t so bad that I needed to work to eat, but not so great that I was handed all the pocket money I could ask for.

    Things seemed much simpler then.

  13. Paul K says

    PZ wrote: ‘You just know that in his future rambling babbles, he’s going to claim that Kamala Harris never worked in fast food, but he, the lazy phony, did.’ Well, he did just that right after the bullshit ‘work’ was done. Hell, I’m pretty sure that was the point the of the whole stupid stunt. And he and his idiots think it was oh so clever.

  14. stuffin says

    The owner of the McDonalds must have been paid handsomely to allow for that stunt at his place. Wait, Trump doesn’t pay, so that would make the owner a MAGA cultist.

  15. chrislawson says

    @15 and @20–

    Yeah, a lot of people outside the Commonwealth don’t understand the British class system. You can be upper class and dirt poor (Angus Montagu, 12th Duke of Manchester) and you can be a working class half-billionaire (David Beckham).

  16. GMBigKev says

    If he had done this as some kind of solidarity with the working man then it’d be a silly but noble effort. The problem is it’s entirely designed as a ‘gotcha’ against Harris… It’s cynical and mean and designed solely to call her a liar…

    @PZ, @Paul K: His sycophants are doing the same – Marjorie Taylor Green tweeted about it at least…

  17. Walter Solomon says

    Chrislawson @25

    No offense but that’s a stupid system. One the best things America ever did was to not adopt that system.

  18. says

    It was a notable event to celebrate, the fact that Donald Trump did ten minutes of actual work.

    That is not correct. Donald Trump pretended for ten minutes to do actual work.

  19. lanir says

    I think there’s some misunderstanding about what he was doing there. Donald Trump is just showing how easy it really is to work at McDonalds (or presumably any fast food restaurant or low paying job). If…

    … you have no idea how to actually do your job and no one expects you to learn.
    … you work at a Potemkin McDonalds.
    … the government blocks access to your “work” site.
    … all your “customers” are super fans carefully screened to puff you up.
    … your “work” shift is reportedly 15 minutes long.
    … reporters swarm you immediately after your shift because even this (let’s charitably call it a) “near miss” of a work experience by you is still so amazingly out of place it’s a man-bites-dog news story.
    … the whole experience makes The Truman Show look genuine by comparison.
    … you still can’t manage to look good after so many people go to this much effort to shine a positive light on you.

    Perhaps the height of this farce was when he seemed to really believe he’d had a work experience at the end of it. Something like one of us might have.

  20. John Morales says

    The franchisee, gijoel. McDonalds is a franchise. Mostly makes money in the real estate side of things.

    But it’s indeed cute that the franchisee gave him a pin that is basically one of those toys.
    Pinned to a business card.

    (Piccie has a funny: https://static.independent.co.uk/2024/10/21/19/SEI226539938.jpg)

    (Hey, anyone else remember “freedom fries”?
    What are these things called “french” fries?)

  21. Hemidactylus says

    John Morales @24, @32
    You are usually more meticulous in your hair splitting pedantry, but you may be slipping a bit. See:

    https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/franchisee.asp

    A franchisee is an independent business owner who operates a third-party retail outlet called a franchise.

    https://www.franchise.org/faqs/basics/what-is-a-franchise

    Franchising is a contractual relationship between a licensor (franchisor) and a licensee (franchisee) that allows the business owner to use the licensor’s brand and method of doing business to distribute products or services to consumers.

    Though:
    https://www.ftc.gov/business-guidance/blog/2023/04/franchise-fundamentals-debunking-five-myths-about-buying-franchise

    Owning a franchise isn’t the same as being a business owner.

    There’s some nuance but there is still the notion of the franchisee having ownership, so…

  22. Hemidactylus says

    No connection to Trump “working” at a McDonalds, but:
    https://www.cdc.gov/ecoli/outbreaks/e-coli-O157.html

    This is a fast-moving outbreak investigation. Most sick people are reporting eating Quarter Pounder hamburgers from McDonald’s and investigators are working quickly to confirm which food ingredient is contaminated. McDonald’s has pulled ingredients for these burgers, and they won’t be available for sale in some states.

  23. John Morales says

    “There’s some nuance but there is still the notion of the franchisee having ownership, so…”

    So they are the franchisee. They run it, until they don’t.

    I did my due diligence before posting: https://corporate.mcdonalds.com/corpmcd/franchising-overview.html

    The nuance is that they get the franchise, but not the ownership of the brand or anything related to it.

    Yes, news that broke some time ago.

    “In a statement, McDonald’s said that a preliminary investigation found “that a subset of illnesses may be linked to slivered onions used in the Quarter Pounder and sourced by a single supplier that serves three distribution centers”.”

    (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c33v3klkdy8o)

  24. Hemidactylus says

    John Morales@36
    What’s the contradiction between stuffin and gijoel using “the owner” and from your source:

    Approximately 93% Of McDonald’s restaurants worldwide are owned and operated by independent local business owners. The status of franchising in the markets where we currently do business is described on the specific pages identified by market below.

    Or:

    Owning a McDonald’s restaurant is a tremendous opportunity. We are seeking individuals with significant business experience having successfully owned or managed multiple businesses or led multiple departments. Individuals will need both significant financial resources and a customer first mindset.

    Doing a little more due diligence:
    https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/us-franchising.html

    You’ve achieved the success you’ve always dreamed of. But there’s more you can accomplish. As a McDonald’s Franchisee, you could help create positive change in your community and leave a lasting legacy. Check out our ownership guide to learn more.

    And:

    Entrepreneurship is about more than making money. It’s about making your mark. That drive to do more is why thousands of men and women across the United States have invested their entrepreneurial energy in becoming McDonald’s Franchise Owners. Read more of their success stories here.

    So how exactly did stuffin and gijoel go astray where you needed to correct them?

  25. John Morales says

    Oh, dear.

    Franchisees, as you see it, own the business.

    It was the owner of the McDonalds, not the owner of McDonalds.

    (Heh)

    As a McDonald’s Franchisee, you have the independence of running your own business backed by the training, guidance, and support of the McDonald’s system.

    <snicker>

    Corporate-speak, quite obscure to many.

    (Surely Maccas does not impose any requirements upon its franchisees, who are 100% entirely independent!)

    So how exactly did stuffin and gijoel go astray where you needed to correct them?

    Me: “The franchisee, gijoel. McDonalds is a franchise.”
    You: “So how exactly did stuffin and gijoel go astray where you needed to correct them?”
    gijoel: “Of course the owner gave Trump “the french fry certification pin”, for doing such a wonderful job
    stuffin: “The owner of the McDonalds”

    You know, back in the day, I did payroll for for Australia Post (which had most recently been split and privatised between it and Telecom from the original Postmaster General’s department).
    Um, 1978-79, IIRC.
    Shitty 16-bit mini where I could buffer at least 45 seconds of fast input.

    Anyway. Post office agencies were not the owners of the post office, any more than franchisees are the owners of the McDonalds.

    (take away the signage, the support, the oversight, etc… then you have a local burger joint)

  26. John Morales says

    Put it this way: try changing the burger or the menu or whatever in that sort of franchise.

    (Surely the owner can do that, no?)

  27. Tethys says

    Oy, the Post Office ownership is completely irrelevant in comparison to a MacDonalds, seeing as how the post office is a government institution.

    Harassing the other commenters over their perceived ignorance about how a franchise works is just the way John Morales is trying to pick a fight. I assume he is very cranky after he stupidly posted a fourth insulting comment at Mano’s blog, and became the second person to get banned. Tsk-tsk.

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