Oh, hey, I remember the Enchanted Forest in Salem, Oregon! We used to drive by it on I-5 all the time, and we’d gawk and think about taking our oldest child there sometime, back when he was a toddler. That was the early ’80s, before we left lovely Eugene.
It doesn’t look so enticing now. Now it’s the Enchanted Forest from Hell…
— Jesse (@UglyBoyJ2) September 8, 2020
On second thought, that might appeal to Alaric even more today.
I’m so sorry, California, Oregon, and Washington. I hear everything is on fire nowadays. Let the rains come soon.