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It’s not fair. The horrible wretched campus conservative newspaper gets shoved under my office door in multiple copies, and they threaten to sue me for throwing them out, but the local chapter of Queer Devil Worshippers for a Better Future come out with a newsletter, and I don’t know about it until I stumble across a copy in a dark hallway. I am so here for this. Here’s the letter from the Void Mother.

And here’s a sample article, “How to Ritually Consume Your Girlfriend in 10 Simple Steps” (Don’t worry, step 1 is to ask for consent).

The part about whispering into her belly button “Be the deviant and strange change you wish to see in the world.” Charming.

I hope all the parents of our students are also charmed and consider this a perfectly lovely way to live. It’s so much sweeter than the hatefests we get from the College Republicans.

Comments

  1. says

    I find the “tasteful sideboob” diagram confusing. I’m aware of what the side of the boob is, but I’m not clear on what I’m supposed to do with it. Please send further instruction. She’s getting impatient.

  2. nomdeplume says

    Tell you what, the voidmother sounds a lot more sensible and rational than mainstream political parties or the media (who refuse to name things for what they are – racism, fascism, lies).

  3. says

    Be the deviant and strange change you wish to see in the world.

    Related:

    When the world is a danger to you
    Do you rise up in rage, or do you
    Keep getting stranger? I do!

  4. magistramarla says

    I’m over 60, and I was quite turned on by this! Young people need to learn from this newsletter. I love that consent was first on the list. It sounds like lots of fun after that!

  5. John Morales says

    Takes all kinds.

    Very romantic and all, I suppose. But still.

    Beating around the bush may be suitable for some people, I guess. Me, I prefer the nitty-gritty.

    Also, the featured diagram is misleading; it should depict a side view, not a frontal one.

  6. pocketnerd says

    Queer Devil Worshippers for a Better Future sure sounds like they’re more fun to hang with than a bunch of twerpy, thin-skinned wonderbreads whining to each other about how very oppressed they are by the queers and the blacks and the women.

  7. ck, the Irate Lump says

    I do have to complain about the kerning. I’m still unsure if this voidmother is named “Spen” or if it’s merely from such an entity’s pen.

  8. John Morales says

    ck, heh. That got me too, but I figured it was “arty”, as is the asymmetry of the caption and the gothic font. Style over substance.

  9. rietpluim says

    Great. Now they’ve got me all raging against fascism and horny. Very confusing combination.

  10. says

    S͎̳̳ͧͤ̑ͥ̇́͑͠eͪ̇̐̊́͒̇e͆m̥͚͖͖̱̳̀̾̈ś̴͔͍̖̻̖̜͑ ̟̺̹͚͇̟̇ͦ̂̓̇̏̕ņ͗̆̎̒͂̽̚o̹r͌̌m̬̰̣̣͍̫ͦ̓͌͆͡ͅa̪̖͆͂̎ͤl̡̲̩̲̼̺̪̜̋ ̘̯͓̪͔̘̿͑ͣ̀̄͋͛ť̘̤̆ͨͪ̒̾̃ỏ̙͙͌͋̽͞ ̨͚͔͓̺͍̫̽̄m̩̞̲̝ͤ̆̀͒ͨ́͝ͅȅ̝͈̳͍̦͇͚ͣͪ̈́͡.̨̫̞̼͙̝̂ͥ͋̎͌̋̎

  11. DLC says

    The horrors. Wytchcraeft ! Eroticism! wait while I get my pearls so I can clutch them as I write my reply.

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