Stormy Daniels’ tell-all book tells me a heck of a lot more than I want to know.
Trump’s bodyguard invites Daniels to dinner, which turns out to be an invitation to Trump’s penthouse, she writes, in a description of alleged events that Daniels has disclosed previously but which in the book are rendered with new and lurid detail. She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Thoughts, in no particular order:
Who cares? Penis shape is not a criterion for a good or bad president.
I hate to break the news to you guys, but every man’s penis is a weird-looking thing.
I’ll never be able to unsee this.
Toad is cute & cheerful, and not how I’d metaphorically describe any part of the president’s anatomy.
I’d rather have President Toad.