There have been multiple requests demanding that the university release all their information on the nefarious PZ Myers, and as a courtesy, I get sent the replies. So campus authorities have sent me the complete report on their investigation into the heinous theft and vandalism of the Morris North Star.
Here it is. I was surprised only by how much time and effort the campus police were required to put into this absurd and false allegation by Andrew Geiger.
So far, there’s nothing linking me to the crime, so it’s basically over. Except, probably, for continuing whining by the right wingers.
I also notice that Geiger has not made any friends on the police force: being told that the police don’t maintain video surveillance of the newstands, and then rushing to print to accuse them of losing the video surveillance records, seems to be kind of a dumb and dishonest thing to do.