1. jrfdeux, mode d'emploi says

    Of course you’d name him Igor! What else would you name him, “Kevin”??

    (10 Horde Points to anyone who can identify the reference!)

  2. rq says

    George. I’d call him George.

    As for Igor, well, that is not Husband’s name, but the priest at our wedding thought it was… So I almost married Igor. An Igor, not necessarily this one.
    Though that smile has a certain charm.

  3. dick says

    Betcha that’s the little bugger who uses his sonar to drown out the sonar of other bats. (So they crash into things, or miss their prey.)

  4. Al Dente says

    rq @2

    George. I’d call him George.

    “I will name him George and I will hug him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him.”

  5. UnknownEric the Apostate says

    In a special alternate-universe tale, find out how Gotham City turned out differently when THIS was the bat a young Bruce Wayne ran into…

  6. Lady Mondegreen (aka Stacy) says

    I’d call him Rockbottom, after the character in the old Felix the Cat TV show.

  7. saganite says

    He looks like a clever one.
    Behind his facade of benign simplicity, he is plotting to usurp the count’s throne.
    You can just see the wheels turning… albeit haltingly.