Another tawdry semi-biblical cesspit has opened, the Creation Museum of the Ozarks. Of course it gets horrible reviews.

Then I looked it up. It’s located in Strafford, Missouri, which is a town 20 minutes away from Springfield.

Springfield. What do we think of when we hear Springfield, Missouri? No, not the Assemblies of God. We think…Skepticon. Hey, you know what that means…

ROAD TRIP. Make it so, Skepticon organizers. Set aside some time for a godless invasion of your local creation “museum”.