All the polls say that most Americans believe as I do: That the traditional signs of Happy Monkey are a good thing.So give monkeys a break, enjoy the season no matter how you celebrate it, and be thankful you live in a country where the philosophy of peace on earth, good will toward all monkeys is honored with a federal holiday.
That’s right, ‘happy monkey” was commercialized before it became a seasonal greeting. With such a precedent it can’t help but prosper. :)
Sanity Janesays
That was BRILLIANT! Rockin’ song, fantastic video. And I thought I hated the New York Dolls. Now I think maybe I want to have David Johansen’s grotesque monkey children…
Never too late to mix a little politics with religion. Full post is almost 700 words. Following was originally a comment I made at Firedoglake in reference to a post there referencing some rightwing asshats as ‘fuckers’. It is reposted to my website as well as on my Talking Points Memo blog (where recommending or commenting on it will ensure more visibility if the mood strikes you!)
Here’s a couple paragraphs I’m sure you guys will appreciate to whet your appetites:
The more I think about it, the more I’m willing to overlook your colorful and carnal use of colloquial curse words, so long as I still get to refer to the FUCKERS as enthusiast supporters of the torture of children’s testicles. Maybe Pastor Warren will explain it as necessary to torture the testicles of children because doing otherwise ‘might jeopordize the integrity of the unborn’. Did God not mention his stand on the torture of children’s testicles? Was he so preoccupied with condemning the homosexuals and seafood eaters that he overlooked the obvious? God gave us all noses, ears and and asses, never actually directing us on what their functions were to be used for. He must have known we were smart enough to figure out our heads from our asses. Too bad he didn’t have the forethought to forcefully and vehemently comment against the torture of toddler testicles. I thought that issue, (along with the Magna Carta), had been settled long, long ago.
and my personal favorite, a post Bush employment suggestion for Condi Rice.
….she could open a think tank. It could be named the “Center Heading Research in Support of Torturing Toddler’s Testicles” aka CHRISTTT, which will of course be more informally referred to as the CHRIST CENTER for purposes of public consumption. That’s just how those FUCKERS roll.
Wow! Hey, PZ! I’m the director and animator of this video and I read your site everyday. For your foreign readers, they can watch the video in quicktime at my site, collectionagencyfilms.com.
Thanks and dance on!
– Dano
Kimpatsusays
Here’s more Monkey:
Or should I put this in the Japanese thread?
This video is not available in your country or domain.
Same here in Sweden.
For media companies to properly ream people according to where they live, the World must be partitioned into isolated regions, as with DVDs and console games. Of late, YouTube has started supporting such a scheme, presumably at the request of their corporate customers.
Feynmaniacsays
you people and your PRO-SIMIAN AGENDA!!1!one! You have to stop monkeying around.
When will you learn the ‘One True Holiday’ TM , Festivus ?!/! You are destroying an 11 year old tradition. Historical records show that a New York City did indeed exist in 1997 and that a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld once lived there. Therefore everything in Season 9 Episode 10 of Seinfeld is 100% true.
Everytime someone greats me with a ‘Happy Monkey’ or ‘Happy Holidays’ or ‘Merry Christmas’ i will punch them in the face!
If you cannot accept the teachings of the profit Frank Costanza, peace be upon him, than just shut up during Festivus and don’t ruin it for the rest of us!!
i will think of you during the air of grievances !!1!exclamation point!1!!!
[Note: If this ‘War on Festivus’ thing isn’t funny blame it on the fact that I’m drunk. This isn’t the first time the thought has occurred to me that I should put a breathalyzer on my keyboard]
How about this brand new, heart-warmingHappy Monkey tale from the good people a Softer World (at Tor.com).
Jurgensays
Its censored here (The Netherlands) too.
rubberbandsays
kinks-apeman
splinter sect?
vombatussays
I loves me some New York Dolls! Only two surviving original members, but they still have that sound! I bought Lipstick Killers on vinyl (extinct media:proof of technological evolution) in 1982 and never looked back. David Johansen, you might recall, did a stint as “Buster Poindexter” in the 80’s (anyone recall “Is That You, Santy Claus?”) Sylvain Sylvain and he are still kickin’ as they near 60…it’s definitely the power of Happy Monkey that keeps them young enough to rock this hard and still tour (they’re playing in L.A. tomorrow night). In fact, the very simian appearance of Mr. Johansen is proof of the existence of Happy Monkey. How can anyone deny this!?
I was sitting at home last night with my partner and I mentioned that this song in my opinion made a much better Happy Monkey song. I’m glad to see I’m not alone.
Now shake your monkey hips my pretty little creationist!
Bwhahaha. This is just what I needed to get me motivated to kick my chemistry final’s arse.
MHsays
Thanks Emmet #54!
Works in the UK too. Catchy song!
spondeesays
Sammi Yaffa plays bass for the Dolls, he plays guitar in his other band Mad Juana. I’m no good with these internets, so you’ll have to find them on your own, but they fucking rock. Gypsy, funk, punk, with a horn section. Nothing short of Awesome. Happy Monkey!!
Alex says
Very odd, haha.
Alex says
Wow, it’s only gotten ~1,000 views on YouTube? I’m sure it will get a few thousand more now. :P
Cath the Canberra Cook says
This video is not available in your country or domain.
bah humbug.
AnthonyK says
Happy Monkey isn’t what it was in my day.
Gary says
Not available in my country neither.
I feel discriminated.
I want my Happy Monkey rights!!!
Happy Kiwi says
These were the Happy Monkees of my childhood. Maybe this could be the nostalgia theme song.
Anon says
I said it on the earlier thread, but in case that one goes the way of the dodo… this is what I think of when I think of monkey music:
Jadehawk says
funny stuff.
AdenB says
Awesome.
The guest appearance by the FSM was pretty great.
Colonel Molerat says
Unavailable for me too (UK)…
I didn’t realise it was such an ethnocentric celebration…
natural cynic says
Why not go back, way back to the Nairobi Trio from the great Ernie Kovacs.
Milton says
The movie is not available for my country (Brazil).
I wanted to celebrate “Happy Monkey”
=(
James F says
Here are some alternate sites, maybe one will work for those outside the US….
Patricia, OM says
What’s the opposite song? I’m NOT a happy monkey. I’m doing the freezing chicken dance.
Hey Rev. is that blue love monkey you? Tee, hee!
TSC says
Goddamn fucking right. Happy Monkey Day is here to stay and if you have a problem with it, get the fuck out of America!
J. D. Mack says
Are we not men?
JFKman says
Monkeyman by the Stones
TSC says
All the polls say that most Americans believe as I do: That the traditional signs of Happy Monkey are a good thing.So give monkeys a break, enjoy the season no matter how you celebrate it, and be thankful you live in a country where the philosophy of peace on earth, good will toward all monkeys is honored with a federal holiday.
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
hell yeah.
George E Martin says
I agree with natural cynic at #11. I was going to reference that Ernie Kovacs great skit, but he beat me to it.
George
Ross says
Love the FSM’s cameo.
RAmen.
Bronze Dog says
You’re really fired up about this, PZ. :)
Happy Monkey to you, too.
tresmal says
The New York Dolls? They haven’t all ODed? Cool.
Timothy Wood says
*dances*
Michael C says
What is so offensive about this video that it is not available on YouTube in so many countries???
Anon says
11 and 20, #7 beat you both.
Brownian, OM says
So, what’s the status on the request to display a giant banana at the Washington State Capitol?
Make sure to honour Name Deleted on the plaque as the holiday’s founder.
Epikt says
Milton:
But you can. Happy Monkey lives in the hearts of all of us, not on silly, blasphemous YouTube.
Remember–where two or three are gathered in the name of His Happy Hirsute Holiness, he will be there among you.
Brownian, OM says
Hey, I found a T-shirt company called Happy Monkey that sells T-shirts, and donates a portion of the profits to Trees for Life International.
(I donated to TFLI as a wedding gift in August.)
Feynmaniac says
‘Happy Monkey’ for you, but it’s a Festivus for the rest of us.
Funnyguts says
I made a Facebook group for Happy Monkey for the hell of it.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=40017243050
Happy Monkey, everyone! Woo!
Alan Kellogg says
Feynmaniac, #30
That’s right, ‘happy monkey” was commercialized before it became a seasonal greeting. With such a precedent it can’t help but prosper. :)
Sanity Jane says
That was BRILLIANT! Rockin’ song, fantastic video. And I thought I hated the New York Dolls. Now I think maybe I want to have David Johansen’s grotesque monkey children…
Janine, Insulting Sinner says
Monkey Time!
C. M. Baxter says
Not only for the holidays; all year round. We might have a name better than “Brights:” Happy Monkeys! It’ll drive the Creationists right up the wall.
Iain says
Noooo!
Curses I cannot view the video due to my country or ‘domain’.
Somebody is already oppressing my rights to express how Happy Monkey I feel… I bet its a right-wing conspiracy led by Billo!
Janine, Insulting Sinner says
Monkey Man!
Not the Stones. Don’t get your hopes up, cheese.
Zak says
The drummer at 1:38 looks just like Ken Ham.
Chris Tucker says
At some point in the indeterminate and unknowable past, somehow, somewhere, the phrase, “The Happy Monkey Dance” entered my lexicon.
As in, “You got a raise! So you’re doing the Happy Monkey Dance now!”
And remember, “Happy Monkeys fling no poo!”
Masha says
This just made my entire life.
Happy Monkey to all, and to all a good night.
MikeM says
Okay, now I am a Happy Monkey.
Gawd, that’s entertaining.
Janine, Insulting Sinner says
Making Love To A Vampire With A Monkey On My Knee
Brownian, OM says
I second that emotion!
Quick! Time to edit the ‘About me’ section on my facebook profile!
Brian's A Wild Downer says
Don’t forget this one by Elvis Costello
Monkey To Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_EyXPs2_Jk
blf says
This video is not available in your country or domain.
WTF? Who the hell is censoring stuff for France (and the other countries noted), and why!?
Tim Fuller says
Never too late to mix a little politics with religion. Full post is almost 700 words. Following was originally a comment I made at Firedoglake in reference to a post there referencing some rightwing asshats as ‘fuckers’. It is reposted to my website as well as on my Talking Points Memo blog (where recommending or commenting on it will ensure more visibility if the mood strikes you!)
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/timtimes/2008/12/those-crazy-fockers.php
Here’s a couple paragraphs I’m sure you guys will appreciate to whet your appetites:
and my personal favorite, a post Bush employment suggestion for Condi Rice.
Enjoy.
sderic says
Great song and video! Was that Bender singing?!
Dano Johnson says
Wow! Hey, PZ! I’m the director and animator of this video and I read your site everyday. For your foreign readers, they can watch the video in quicktime at my site, collectionagencyfilms.com.
Thanks and dance on!
– Dano
Kimpatsu says
Here’s more Monkey:
Or should I put this in the Japanese thread?
Cath the Canberra Cook says
JamesF: thank you! Much appreciated.
Cath the Canberra Cook says
Also thank you Danon. Very cool.
The nature of monkey is … IRREPRESSIBLE!
*hums* Monkey magic, monkey magic, monkey magic, yeaah
I just realised that you poor benighted foreigners in the US never got the Monkey TV series.
Emmet Caulfield says
Same here in Sweden.
For media companies to properly ream people according to where they live, the World must be partitioned into isolated regions, as with DVDs and console games. Of late, YouTube has started supporting such a scheme, presumably at the request of their corporate customers.
Feynmaniac says
you people and your PRO-SIMIAN AGENDA!!1!one! You have to stop monkeying around.
When will you learn the ‘One True Holiday’ TM , Festivus ?!/! You are destroying an 11 year old tradition. Historical records show that a New York City did indeed exist in 1997 and that a comedian named Jerry Seinfeld once lived there. Therefore everything in Season 9 Episode 10 of Seinfeld is 100% true.
Everytime someone greats me with a ‘Happy Monkey’ or ‘Happy Holidays’ or ‘Merry Christmas’ i will punch them in the face!
If you cannot accept the teachings of the profit Frank Costanza, peace be upon him, than just shut up during Festivus and don’t ruin it for the rest of us!!
i will think of you during the air of grievances !!1!exclamation point!1!!!
[Note: If this ‘War on Festivus’ thing isn’t funny blame it on the fact that I’m drunk. This isn’t the first time the thought has occurred to me that I should put a breathalyzer on my keyboard]
Emmet Caulfield says
This seems to be the same video, but internationally accessible (at least, it’s accessible in Sweden):
RickrOll says
Don’t i feel so lucky, to be able to actually watch the video then! And it’s pretty good- so there ppppllllththt :P
Ha ha foreigners and their censored Internets lol
completely joking of course.
Anders says
I’m getting my own “Happy Monkey” (TM) T-shirt for christm.. Happy monkey season..
IAmMarauder says
In the spirit of Happy Monkey carols, I offer:
The Goodies – Funky Gibbon
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ygi8l6iKRnY
Richard Healy says
Thanks Dano.(46)
Matt Heath says
How about this brand new, heart-warmingHappy Monkey tale from the good people a Softer World (at Tor.com).
Jurgen says
Its censored here (The Netherlands) too.
rubberband says
kinks-apeman
splinter sect?
vombatus says
I loves me some New York Dolls! Only two surviving original members, but they still have that sound! I bought Lipstick Killers on vinyl (extinct media:proof of technological evolution) in 1982 and never looked back. David Johansen, you might recall, did a stint as “Buster Poindexter” in the 80’s (anyone recall “Is That You, Santy Claus?”) Sylvain Sylvain and he are still kickin’ as they near 60…it’s definitely the power of Happy Monkey that keeps them young enough to rock this hard and still tour (they’re playing in L.A. tomorrow night). In fact, the very simian appearance of Mr. Johansen is proof of the existence of Happy Monkey. How can anyone deny this!?
alex says
Here’s why one should not piss off a monkey
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/3812054/Pictures-of-the-day-17-December-2008.html?image=1
True Bob says
@ 61:
KAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHNNN!!!!!
/Kirk
Dang, that was the obscure song I thought I would be first to post. That’s what I get for showing up late.
True Bob says
Rev Brian, thanks so much for the Elvis tip-in. Made my day!
HumanisticJones says
I was sitting at home last night with my partner and I mentioned that this song in my opinion made a much better Happy Monkey song. I’m glad to see I’m not alone.
Now shake your monkey hips my pretty little creationist!
Happy Monkey!
bio teacher says
OT – here’s what Rick Warren has to say for himself
http://www.1115.org/2008/12/18/clearly-stated/
Yikes
Grace Conyers says
Bwhahaha. This is just what I needed to get me motivated to kick my chemistry final’s arse.
MH says
Thanks Emmet #54!
Works in the UK too. Catchy song!
spondee says
Sammi Yaffa plays bass for the Dolls, he plays guitar in his other band Mad Juana. I’m no good with these internets, so you’ll have to find them on your own, but they fucking rock. Gypsy, funk, punk, with a horn section. Nothing short of Awesome. Happy Monkey!!
Will E. says
“Hey! You got my punk rock in your evolution!”
“You got my evolution in your punk rock!”
Mmm… two great tastes that taste great together.
samantha mullaney says
This video is not available in your country or domain.
UNHappy Monkey!
alternate sites – thanks James F #13!!!
Happy Monkey!
Asymptotic Aardvark says
From the band’s own website
http://www.nydolls.org/videos.php?ID=12
Martin says
Take the wayback machine to 1975 and see the NY Dolls perform “Stranded in the Jungle” – a precursor to “Dance Like a Monkey” –
JrShaBaDu says
To #57
Thanks, now I can’t get that song out of my head.
David Marjanović, OM says
You win.
Thanks, works for me!
Yeah, that’s probably the most appropriate response. Urgh. Am I glad I was only born after the 70s were over.
BruceJ says
Great…y’all just made Apple/ITMS another $5 as I sucked down an album from Yet Another Band I Was Too Uncool To Like back in the day.
Chad says
Two of my favorites – evolution and the New York Dolls!
DominEditrix says
I turned on the SciFi channel this morning and found The Monkey King playing. Happy Monkey!
JonathanL says
Not available in Canada either. :(
Pareidolius says
Scimmia Felice!
Glücklicher Fallhammer!
Singe Heureux!
It’s all Happy Monkey to me!
Frasque says
If we’re suggesting anthems and carols and such, I’m throwing the (non-monkey) “Open Eyes” by Oingo Boingo into the ring: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PSmm9pcpLE
Auld Lang Syne, reworded by atheist Danny Elfman.
“May the memories not be forgot
May we never lose our mind
may no one tamper with our thoughts
for the sake of open eyes
The mindless cretin on parade
they may fill our lives with fear
Should we forgive and look away
Well perhaps, but not this year!”
andrew says
wtf when did youtube start discriminating on the basis of country of residence?!
blf says
Thanks, that also works in France. Also see Dano Johnson @48, who is the director, for another (non-YourCensored) link that works.
rubberband says
OK, so I know this thread be dead, but I thought of this yesterday and dint get to post till now
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=m4uDBI4Agp0
specials-monkey man