Have you ever noticed what the first result you get if you google for gift from god is? He does love us!
(via Evo Terra)
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Have you ever noticed what the first result you get if you google for gift from god is? He does love us!
(via Evo Terra)
Haha. Epic win.
This is no surprise…
Everything is a gift from god (just ask a christian)
If it is not from god there is an easy solution: stoning.
Among the other topics: Christian BDSM
I’ll bet if they work on it hard enough they will find a way to sanctify christian pedophilia.
Wow! I laughed my ass off at that site!
All I can think of now is “Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm gets wasted, god gets quite irate.”
Hilarious site, parody with an earnestly innocent straight face, nearly pulled it off too. Hooray :D
Yeah, I have to admit they had me going for a brief moment.
God helps those that help themselves.
Gosh, maybe I am a Christian after all.
O.K., I just went back and read some more at this wonderfully educational web site. If you haven’t already done so, go back and read the readers’ questions and answers. You will be further edified.
http://www.sexinchrist.com/reader.html
Gee, my Catholic upbringing consisted of “don’t touch anything-it’s nasty.” Could that of been wrong?!?
Oh wait, this page if for Protestant Christians and other infidels…………..
Nevermind.
The masturbation bit had me fooled too. But the part about anal sex is a bit too much for a christian.
“Masturbating for the Glory of God”
Huh?
Well, if that doesn’t bring the readers of this blog back to God, I don’t know what will. Off to “church”!
btw it’s nice to see a little balance in the treatment of religion here. :)
“Johnny, what are you doing in there?”
“Nothing mom, just praying.”
Anything that keeps prostate cancer at bay, I’m all for it at 52. Nice to see too its finally okay with god, despite my mother’s frequent spankings. (not lately)
Funniest.
website.
Ever.
Seriously.
I may have to celebrate this gift god has generously bestowed upon us later…
Makin’ the scene with a
magazineBible opened to The Song of Solomon.(hey, remember magazines?)
I always thought that that was a gift from yourself, so I guess that everybody is their own god. Nice!
Every three days, fellow gents, every three days. …One way or another.
Interpreting the Holy Bible literally?
How dare they.
“Fisting and God´s will”
Now there´s a subject for Kem Ham to tackle.
Just like the banana; observe how conveniently it fits into your hand. The IDers might be on to something after all.
@ #5: “…nearly pulled it off too.”
Sounds like you’re doing it wrong.
WOW! That’s pretty sweet! Blowjobs, threesomes, fisting. Where do I sign up?
With God, all things are justifiable.
Wow, this has been around for quite a while now. Usually googlehacks like that disappear fairly quickly, and I posted about this one on my fave message board (talkrational.org) several months ago now. Brilliant!
They just had to go and ruin masturbation for us!
Don’t laugh – teenagers – especially ones with restricted fundamentalist upbringings, are turning more and more to anal and oral sex thinking it’s not “real” sex, therefore not prohibited. Nothing wrong per se with sex in all its forms, but health professionals are seeing more consequences of morally conflicted teens engaging in risky behaviours without condom use because they are thinking irrationally about their sexuality. I don’t have my sources handy but I’m sure I can come up with some if you’re interested.
(Arb – also known as Arbutus Grove and Arbutus Bark. I just can’t decide on my on-line identity. sosume.)
**** WARNING **** WARNING **** WARNING **** WARNING ****
PZ, whatever you do with this gift from god, do NOT put a nail through it.
I just choke mine when it’s being obnoxious.
International readers’ mileage (kilometerage?) may vary: “Gift” is German for poison.
Erm.
I think I’m going to call Poe on this one.
Obvious Poe. Nevertheless, the BDSM section is pure gold.
I particularly liked the section on guidelines for Christian Porn.
Speechless!
This makes far more sense than anything the moralists preach, and I’m serious.
Any talk of wanking reminds me of the classic Derek and Clive sketch “Having a wank”…
Audio here…
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=1DkuXBsHytE
Transcript here…
http://www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/come_again_14.htm
And speaking of humour. There is a new series called “PG Porn”. Touted for people who love porn but not the sex. This video preview stars Nathan Fillion of “Firefly” and “Buffy” fame and is called “Nailing Your Wife”. Fracking hilarious.
http://www.spike.com/video/pg-porn-pg-porn/3041858
#32 – Obvious Poe is a self-contradiction
I find this site blatantly insulting, as it seems to forget that I am the true gift from God.
Thaddeus
If god didn’t want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter.
Q: what does an atheist call out during mid-orgasm?
A: “ohh! Nothing! ”
– Thanks folks,I’m here all week!