We knew this was going to happen. Our Crazy Jesus Lady now claims to have the inside scoop on the Iranian secret plan to take over the northern half of Iraq, name it the Iraq State of Islam, and use it for a terrorist training ground. She didn’t say how she knows this. My money is on some god whispering it in her ear one night, along with the gay secret plan to put spy cameras in her bathroom.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Someone should stop drinking peyote tea to sleep better.
Things I thought I would never think until I thunk it:I would love to see Camellia Paglia resurected and have her hunt down Michelle, teach her a thing or two about reality( get it? Camille teaching reality? hehehehe)
What nobody seems to get is that Al Qeda and Iran are enemies…
Iran is Shia Islamic and Persian while Al Qeda is a Sunni Arab muslim organization.
Iran is not going to give Al Qeda anything.
If the U.S. made any attempt at diplomatic outreach with Iran things would be better, not worse in the region.
Our brilliant forgeign policy is to look at all Muslim nations and movements as being the same… they’re not. We don’t work with muslim countries that have nuclear ambitions??? Really? What about Pakistan? Where Al Queda as a foothold.
Iran is more like Turkey than Pakistan or Saudi Arabia is. It would do us no harm to extend an olive branch to Iran.
Everyone just needs to stop thinking so hard about these matters and just pray about it.
Oh wait, that’s how we got into this mess.
..Except Preznit Codpiee Accomplished’s Manly Manhood of Wifely Satisfating and Barney Humiliating and Snow-Job-Vibrating.
Ahem. al-Qaeda. helps to spell it sort of right.
Where have you gone, Katherine Harris?
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you….
That should be “Codpiece Accomplished.” Not Cod-Pee Accomplished.
Didn’t the deal to give Iran overwhelming influence in Iraq take place when Bush invaded, overthrew the secular Sunni strongman and held elections in a Shia-majority country?
Iran doesn’t need to invade or negotiate anything — Bush did it all for them.
O dear. Confusing a Tom Clancy novel with reality.
Reading through the responses to that piece at the startrib is disturbing.
Between the people calling her a “lying jew” and those defending her against the “liberal midwest muslims” I think my fanaticism detector exploded.
I need a drink.
Well for a country with close to half not accepting evolution, it’s not hard to see how they miss the nuances of international politics.
And to top it off Cheney goes and stirs things up with China in a speech in Australia this week.
Maybe he’ll stay there.
How DO these nutters get so much face-time?
I think I answered my own question.
More proof that some people should never be allowed near drugs. Talk about disconnect.
Cod-Pee is clearish evidence of Accomplishment.
Maybe he and Harry Whittington will go hunt stingrays.
Maybe Harry will shoot Dick in the face… with a spear gun.
Sooooo, are the good citizens of Minnesota ready to start a recall petition for Ms. Crazy Lady?
We don’t want Dick but we do sometimes leave yank divers out on the reef. Does he like SCUBA?
I don’t know if he Scubas but he does sound like Darth Vader with lights off.
Jason Lewis has been going after Eric Black for taking his information from Dump Bachmann. Eric got his information from an interview Michele Bachmann did several weeks ago with the St Cloud Times.
She’s obviously never been to Iraq. If you look at the North (Nineva, Dohuk, Erbil, Sulamaniya provinces), all but the first are strictly Kurdish. Nineva is a mix of Kurds and Arabs, but all are far from the fundamentalist Shia of Basra or the diehard Sunni jihadists of Anbar. She’s clueless, as I would expect any devout nutjob to be.
The more blasphemous among them have been calling him “The Thirteenth Imam” for years. Google for that.
The more blasphemous among them have been calling him “The Thirteenth Imam” for years. Google for that.
Re Bachmann
For anyone who thinks that nobody could be whackier then Ms. Bachmann, let me present a former Congressman from Californias’ Orange County, Mr. James Utt. Back in the late 1950s, Mr. Utt put a speech in the congressional record claiming that 250,000 Red Chinese troops were poised in Baja California ready to invade California! I kid you not.
Well… perhaps in not quite the way you mean. A tool, yes, but a purposeful one.
I wouldn’t take Bachmann’s ostensibly nonsensical spew too lightly. It’s possible that she now manifests the tip of the NeoCon iceburg, that she is a herald of things to come, a voice of the Machiavellian disinformation machine. “The Axis of Evil” is going to fall one way or the other and, regardless of which party controlls the Congress, the advocates of Total War still have something to say about it — and thralls like Bachmann are carrying their message of fear to The People.
Yes, I know that reads like a conspiracy theory, but the
spawn of the PNACcurrent administration pulled it off successfully once (Iraq) and there’s still enough time to mount a fear-fueled campaign of fabricated and distorted justification for a militaristic “solution” to the problem with Iran.I hope I am wrong; and it may well not happen. I’m just saying it’s a plausible scenario, one possible explanation for her otherwise dubious claims to secret knowledge.
Here are some of Michele Bachmann’s best.
There are more, search “Avidor” on youtube! TGIF!
http://dumpbachmann.blogspot.com/
God told me to run for Congress. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0rUBomKvY0
My FAVORITE. Terry Schiavo is healthy Audience laughs.
Global Warming. The audience LAUGHS at her.
Intelligent design! (not obvious listening to her)
I’m a (hot) Fool for Christ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ4wtwcrybM
Michele Bachmann has stated that there could be sleeper cells of terrorists in North Minneapolis………….as well as having inside information about the Iran deal.
Sure, that’s the insidious beauty of it. There “could” be sleeper cells anywhere, and [grits teeth, forces self to say it] in this post-9/11 world it’s not unreasonable to assert such a thing … a thing that is conveniently impossible to confirm or deny. Either way, “Be afraid, be very afraid” has been working pretty well for the last half-decade or so, yes?
This woman is living proof that you can be brain-damaged and still healthy.
Here are some of Michele Bachmann’s best.
I mean, I knew she was stupid…
But I had no idea how stupid she was…
That was SO painful to watch…
I need a drink…
At least she’s a congresscritter. Who does Debbie Schlussel work for? From her site, it looks like she’s totally freelance, maybe does movie reviews (unless they are shown on a Saturday) on the side. Oh, as for congresscritters, our guy may be one to watch in the future. He apparently couldn’t find someone to finish his official web site within four months of finding out that he was going to need one. Harping about stem cells, traditional marriage, etc. apparently don’t prepare someone for holding down an important job! ;^)
What is it the Xtians say? Hate the sin, love the sinner? But when it comes to politics and the immense damage that can result – you need an exterminator.
The title of the post is a bit redundant… when does she not humiliate MN?
I would love to see Camellia Paglia resurected and have her hunt down Michelle, teach her a thing or two about reality
Yeah, whatever happened to Paglia, anyway? And let that be a lesson to you, Ann Coulter. Let’s get these PR bunnies together with Michelle and Katherine Harris and lock them in the ladies room with only one box of kleenix between them. Ever see the movie Exterminating Angel?
Hey, you gotta admit — as a recruitment method, little else would be as effective in getting straight men to “switch teams”.