FBI raids Rudy “Nosferatu” Giuliani’s apartment.


 

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Rudy Giuliani’s apartment raided by FBI: report
The FBI raided Rudy Giuliani’s apartment Wednesday morning in connection with the ongoing investigation into his dealings in Ukraine, according to a report.
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Will they find his crypt?

side by side images of Giuliani and Nosferatu (from the film of the same name)

Comments

  1. Numenaster, whose eyes are up here says

    I trust they waited until dawn, when his power would be weakened by daylight.

  2. blf says

    @2 got here first (Sun’s still up where I am), but yeah, Nosferatu had some obvious skills and great charm, with a very infectious toothy smile. On or off camera, he also didn’t bother with what was inside his trousers, going straight for the neck — and would never be seen outside a landscaping company mistaken for his castle (much less in the sunlight or leaking hair dye).

  3. Prax says

    Giulani is a monster without a sense of irony. Like most real-world bad guys.

    Movie villains know their role, usually. Giulani thinks that he’s never done anything wrong, and if he did it was for a good cause, e.g. himself. Why does the public keep handing me these incredibly drinkable virgins and staring at me meaningfully? Don’t they know what’s going to happen to them? I’m just standing my ground next to her bed! It’s gustatory self-defense!!

    …wait, shit. Where’s my sharpened straw?

  4. Sean Boyd says

    Iris @4,

    Alternative viewpoint: Nosferatu is a half-human descendent of Giuliani.

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