DEATH TO SQUIRRELS EXCLUSIVE!
unretouched congressional portrait of
Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Debbie Wasserman Schultz is the U.S. Representative for Florida’s 23rd congressional district, a six-term incumbent and Chair of the powerful Democratic National Committee (DNC). How she came to head the DNC—and what she has done during her tenure—lays bare her obvious Squirrel Personhood.
Who among us hasn’t heard the (supposed) truism: “you can’t fit a square peg into a round hole!”
Of course you can’t do that! I mean, it makes perfect sense, right? At least I always thought so.
Well prepare to have your minds blown, people. Because, YES, it turns out that yes you can fit a square peg into a round hole! For lo, it has come to pass that I have witnessed with mine own eyes a square glass dish (full of freshly grated parmesan cheese) fit perfectly into a round steel serving vessel!
So to recap what we know: there is no Santa, there is no Jeezus, and square things fit into round holes.
At this rate, next thing you know we’ll find out there are no space aliens visiting us either!
WHAT IS TRUE ANYMORE I CAN’T EVEN.