Last day of Spooktober I always gotta take the losers of the voting and turn ’em into an excessively convoluted mega-post…
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SPOOKTOBER DAY XX – BONUS
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS, CULT, CREEPY KID, CLOWN/CIRCUS, DARK WEB/TECHNOLOGY, DEVILS & DEMONS, DREAMS & NIGHTMARES, FOLK HORROR, HAUNTED HOUSE, HISTORICAL, KILLER ANIMAL, KILLER TOYS, MUMMY, MUTANTS, NOIR, SCARY CARS, SCHOOL DAZE, AND WITCH/WIZARD

TITLE:  IN THIS COLONY

Premise:  It’s a scifi noir (Noir) scenario, where a sorta neo-midcentury lookin high school (School Daze) has straight-laced kids with pomaded hair and slacks are doing their best in a world of fascism and grittiness.  A creepy new kid (Creepy Kid) in class starts seducing one of the girls away from the gang, and Snoopi -the hacker (Dark Web/Technology) of the group- investigates her.  She finds out Creepi is somehow connected with the mummies (Mummi) that went missing from the local museum, and investigating them leads the story to alternate with the colonial time period (Historical) in the same area.

The colonial era kids are plagued by dreams (Dreams & Nightmares) that might lead to a witch panic, seeing the forms of monstrous creatures (Devils & Demons).  Gradually it becomes apparent there’s a parallel world (Alternate Dimensions) coming into contact with ours during the witching hour and other spooky occasions.  There’s a whole alien ecosystem to that place, but the energies of it seep through and grant wild powers to the children (Witch/Wizard).

Back in the future it becomes clear the same thing is happening, but the lack of historic records means it’s only clear to the reader – knowledge withheld from the characters hitchcock style.  The high schoolies start gaining weird powers (Mutants).

Back in the past, one of the kids who suffered religious abuse convinces the others to form a coven and curse the colony, attacking it with animated toys (Killer Toys) and other things.  She liked the commedia dell’arte and gets her friends to take roles from it, with herself reigning as la Signora (Clown/Circus).

Back in the future, Snoopi and the gang discover there’s a cult (Cult) within the city that has discovered there are mutants about and mobilize against them.  What’s more dangerous, the creepy kid who has snatched up their chum, or the gr’ups who want to kill them for being different?  They patrol the city in unmarked cars (Scary Cars), and could get you at any moment.

Back in the past, the goodest witch kid is too naive and uses her own powers to defend the colony from the coven dell’arte, taking out the killer toys with mind-controlled animals (Killer Animals).  In return the colonists see her as a witch and try to kill her (Folk Horror).  The bad kids save her, but many die in the fight.  La Signora takes the goodest girl away and they hide by using a power to turn into bog mummies.  They get discovered by developers in the mid-twentieth century who drain a swamp to make a suburb, and are added to the museum’s collection.  The other world beginning to cross over with the city yet again, and they are awakened.

Back in the future, the school kid mutant gang finds the haunted house (Haunted House) where their friend has joined the dell’arte coven, and have a confrontation.  Probably they have to team up to fight the cult.  I dunno.

Horror Element:  Is the other world evil?  Is it making the kids into monsters?  Or is this an innocent thing, and the gr’ups are the bad ones?

Some Nonsense:  Volach, a great president, appears in the likeness of young boy, having wings in the way of an angel, riding upon a dragon with two heads.  He gives full true repsonses of hidden treasure, in which it seems snakes appear.  But if desired, all kinds of serpents are delivered into the exorcist’s hand.  He has thirty legions under him.

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what is wrong with me (/kurt)…   content warning for school shooting related shit, but this is all horror stuff, so you should expect badness.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 25 – PSYCHIC
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  CURSES

TITLE:  THE WIGHT

Premise:  A group of young teens were tripping on acid by a barrow mound in the late ’60s, when the groups “shaman” was struck by ball lightning.  The light remained in his head like a halo for long enough that he was able to descend to his circle of friends and deliver an otherworldly sermon that imbued them all with psychic powers.

They played together, developed the powers more, agreed to keep it secret from the world and always protect each other.  But the shaman seemed somehow diminished in the wake of the experience, less passionate, more distant.  Eventually he astral projected to death.

Horror Element:  He had imparted psychic powers to them by parceling up his soul, and his angry ghost wants the soul parts back.  Each person is haunted by visions and creepy phenomena until they are finally killed in a horrible way.

They connect the dots and the survivors team up to try to keep surviving.  It’s psychic warfare. If they can collectively take him down, they can parcel up his power and be done with him.  Or can they?  When they think they’ve achieved this, the absorbed soul fragments attack them from within.

Only the most selfless survive in the end by expelling every bit of the power and running away by hopping a train.  But will the phantom catch up to them someday?  Run forever.

Some Nonsense:  Balpala, a great and strong duke, appears in the likeness of a lion.  He has the wings of a griffon.  He is subtle and marvelous in mathematics, in the observation of physics, and in chiromancy, and in all the arts found in the books of the mathematicians.  He has beneath him thirty legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 26 – BACKWOODS
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  FRUIT & VEG

TITLE:  EL PANEL DERECHO

Premise:  One common reason for people to feel the necessity of Heaven & Hell is that life is so unjust.  There simply must be justice; the universe itself demands it.  Why do our minds do this to us?

They were right.  Heaven accepts the good and Hell the evil.  But the souls must be shoved in the right hole.  There’s a hellmouth in this Spanish speaking banana republic, who knows where?

It’s rural.  It’s in the forest.  Little farms yield amazing crops of fruit, from soil drenched in the spiritual effluvium of countless sinners.  Don’t wake up at night; don’t watch it happen.  You might get his attention.

Horror Element:  In the middle of this rustic pueblito, the night becomes a boschesque tableau of freaks.  Naked bodies that are unseen as ghosts in the daytime take on a pale reality in the moonlight, prodded with forks and hooks wielded by a motley assortment of goblins.

Presiding over a throne across the village’s well, a grand devil with the head of a nightjar swallows the sinners and shits them into Hell.

Some Nonsense:  Gorsor, or Gorson, is a strong duke, appearing in the likeness of a human, but with a head like a night raven.  He makes people marvelous in botanical arts.  He gathers people in the presence of the exorcist, who is to provide a punishment.  From foreign and faraway places, all murderers are brought to be tormented.  He was the worst of the order of Virtues, and has under him twelve legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 27 – CRYPTID
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  HOTEL

TITLE:  DEVIL LEGS

Premise:  Rural Maryland, the goatman supposedly mutilating dogs, you know the drill.  A guy returns to his hometown with his husband and they have to stay at a shitty hotel run by the creepiest dude from his old high school, all grown up.  Spooky guy loves the goatman and talks about it a lot.  The hotel has one other employee who is a quiet and disabled old janitor.  Spooky guy is nice to janitor’s face but tends to be gross or rude about him behind his back.

Horror Element:  A monster is loose, and occasionally the man & his husband have close encounters.  Clearly the goatman, it sometimes leaves hoopfrints running up walls or across ceilings.

Turns out the old janitor gains supernaturally buff devil legs, and kills while thus possessed.  Further, it turns out to be high school creep casting a spell on him.

Some Nonsense:  Ponicarpo, a strong duke, appears in the likeness of a fighting man, bearing weapons.  Let there be made, therefore, an image of him with sharp weapons.  And let this be consecrated in the aforementioned way, and through it you will be able to bind infantry.  He gives the love of women and true replies to questioning.  He has under him 30 legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 28 – VIRAL
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  LIFETIME/MOM MOVIE

TITLE:  MOMMY’S PERFECT ANGEL

Premise:  Shyla’s little boy Michael was born sickly, a condition that denied all attempts at diagnosis.  For years mom was suspected of Munchaeusen by Proxy, but at last was vindicated when he became too sick to care for, and ended up beyond the reach of household poisoning at the hospital.

Then the contagion began, and a medical genius from the WHO called in to investigate.  Michael has a form of cancer which affects him slowly, but which had become airborne.  From the lungs it enters the bloodstream very quickly, taking root almost anywhere in the body – making it express in a million disturbing unique ways in its victims.

Horror Element:  He never did anything wrong!  Mommy must save baby, and damn the world.  Plague of cancer, everybody dies, the end.

Some Nonsense:  Lanima, or Pneumam, a great count, appears in an angelic countenance, speaking with pleasant speech, and understands the powers of herbs, and has under him 20 legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 29 – FAMILY
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  DANCE

TITLE:  THE DEADLY DANCE

Premise:  Two unconventional families are feuding.  The breakdown of the economy over generations leads to aging elders having all the money, and a motley assortment of younger people living in their orbits.  Both families are alike in toxic masculinity, but one is worse, including an adult uncle leading a teen into inceldom.  As the focus of his twisted desire is a daughter of the other family, puffed chests and reprisals make things worse.

Horror Element:  Girl’s uncle means well when he threatens incel boy, but incel uncle threatens him, and so on, and so on.  This comes to a head at the prom, where the incels take hostages, and the tension leads to all too real human horror.

Some Nonsense:  Saylmon, or Zamon, a strong duke and president and count, appears in the likeness of a man riding on a pale horse, with the head of a lion, bearing an eagle in his hand.  He speaks in a harsh voice. He makes peace among many and makes men without women quarrel.  And under him are thirty legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 30 – SPOOPY/PUMPKINCORE
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  INTERACTIVE/CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE

TITLE:  GOURDON

Premise:  Babygirl doesn’t want her jack o’lantern Mr. Gourdon Pumpks to die.  The mold must never come.  She wishes upon a star, but feeling that isn’t enough, checks in with the aunt who did her star chart.  Surely that lady knows more about stars than “look at ’em twinkle and wanna”…

Horror Element:  If you choose the most boring options, the horror is watching Gourdon go moldy and slump, learning a lesson about growing up along the way.  Babygirl must accept that not all can be preserved, that one must let things pass in their time.

If you choose more interesting options, astrologer aunt invokes the powers of the stars to magnify those wishes, and Mr. Pumpks comes to life.  His vines are a horde of serpents that form the shape of a body, the candle inside him transforms into hellfire that he can breathe on the unfortunate.

Take that, shelf life!

Some Nonsense:  Simias, or Gumas, a great Marquis, appears in the likeness of a lion.  He rides upon a very strong bear, its tail a serpent, and a flame comes from his mouth.  In his right hand he carries two great hissing serpents.  He knows the strengths of herbs and constellations, the places of the planets, and is the best teacher of their houses.  He makes men transform into other shapes.  He grants dignities and prelacies, and the grace of all friends and enemies.  He has in his dominion thirty legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 31 – GHOSTS
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  BOOKS

TITLE:  BEAR MARKET

Premise:  In the hamlet there is but one businessman, respected for his magnanimity by all but a few radicals.  Yet why does he never take a wife, to produce an heir?  Or at least take an apprentice?  At last he emerges from the depths of his studies to pass on his craft to a worthy acolyte.

Young Sixtus is the lucky boy.  He discovers that the old man has been honing his art for decades, focused too fully upon the task to cultivate a legacy.  He fears he will die without realizing his dream, but if a man with the powers of youth could take up his banner, what could be possible?

If the hamlet prospers, Sixtus and his master make money.  If the hamlet despairs, they make even more money.  If the hamlet has brief bursts of amazing fortune, it outweighs the memory of great stretches of desolation, and they keep supporting the merchants, always dreaming of a return to those unsustainable feasts.

Boom turns to bust, and the people come to Sixtus with hat in hand, asking when things will be good again.  He says wait but a little longer.  As they go home they fade from existence.  One by one, the people of the hamlet turn to ghosts.

Horror Element:  Maybe the ghosts are feeding the master their lives, maybe they just represent those forgotten by the great machinery of commerce.  When nobody remains to give you money, Sixtus, what happens then?  Ghost attack, probably.

Some Nonsense:  Foreas, or Fortas or Sartas, a great president, appears in the likeness of a very strong bear.  In human form, he knows the strengths of herbs and precious stones, and teaches fully the practice of logic and its aspects.  He makes people invisible, ingenious, eloquent, or passionate, and has twenty-nine legions.

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still at it…
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SPOOKTOBER DAY 18 – WATER/NAUTICAL
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  STRANDED/DESERT ISLAND

TITLE:  THE QUESTION OF SUBSTANCE

Premise:  Philosophers, clerics, and mystics have long sought to understand the basis of the world, whether that be the literal support upon which it rests – elephants and turtles – or what primal matter everything is ultimately comprised of.  The scientific discovery of quantum superposition reveals that the deeper one goes the more uncertain everything becomes.  The quest for substance came to find that everything that once seemed solid and certain rests on a nigh-infinite realm of abject chaos – and via entropy, that those solid things will to chaos be returned.  Dissolution.

Why are we even looking in the first place?  As soon as a primate figures out that it can figure things out -resolve its curiosities- that sets it on a path to greater curiosities, greater mysteries, and any answers to those mysteries can in turn become questions.  It makes sense that there would be a last answer at the end of it all.  The questions that brought you to that threshold all had answers, didn’t they?  But perhaps it’s an erroneous assumption.  Or maybe the final answer will just be inherently disappointing.  You found it, now what?

Charlie Benaud turned his back on physics after facing too much racism in the program, even in a supposedly liberal place, the San Francisco bay area.  He fell in with a bad crowd of hope-to-die rich kids shooting smack in expensive places.

One day on a little private island his buddy Boudica inherited from an amazon cashout fucklord, everybody was was getting hella faded, sinking into the sand.  The water came in, and the ambiguity of this experience combined with the chemicals in his head to trigger a philosophical awakening.

Charlie gained the power to choose how he interacted with particles and waves in the world around him.  But he also had to make a conscious decision about all of those interactions, whether he wanted to or not.  Fortunately he didn’t have to devote thought to millions of photons per minute; he could feel it out in masses.  Even so, he was overwhelmed by the experience, and took all his friends along for one final, terrible trip.

Horror Element:  Have you ever tried, as a layperson, to understand physics?  Fuck that shit.  Have some poorly translated demonology instead…

Some Nonsense:  Now of the kings we deal with Paymon, and what is known of this great Paymon.  He better served the will of Lucifer than his other kings, and is not counted among that vast legion which broke his surging desire for equality with God – the pride for which he was cast into exile.  This Paymon is compelled by divine virtue and appears in many forms.  However when he comes in the presence of the exorcist, he rides on a dromedary, crowned with a very bright crown, with the countenance of a dark person.

And he proceeds before the exorcist with trumpets and cymbals and with all types of attendants, coming with enormous clamor and roaring.  Otherwise he is very serene, just as Exeuponticha excellently described in The Art of Solomon.  Furthermore this Paymon’s language is not easily understood by the exorcist.  But if they are as fearless as they are distinct and clear in all the questions they ask, Paymon regales them truly of all the philosophies yet classified, and of all that is arcane and occult, and with knowledge of how the people of the world are comprised, and how the earth is composed and what holds it, what exactly water is, and what is an abyss, and the place the water runs out, and what is the wind from whence it comes, and other things still.  He speaks of how things are.

He consecrates books to such an extent, and any other things.  He gives great dignities, and all who resist are made humble and desirous of satisfying the exorcist.  And above that he gives the best familiars and knowledge of all that is remote.

Note that if the exorcist commands Paymon into their presence, they should take care to face toward nothing but the north wind, for that is his dwelling.  At the coming of his presence, truly show no fear with and make all courtesy, and when he is questioned and beseeched for wishes, without a doubt they will be obtained.  Therefore the exorcist should not fear his creator, the one who promised to bestow forgiveness.

There are some who say Paymon was from the order of Dominations, but he is of the order of Cherubim, and has forty legions – part from the order of Virtues and part from the order of Potestates.  Paymon comes alone when summoned by use of some frankincense or sacrifices.  But when called together, he will always come with two great kings – namely Belial and Basaam – and other kings great and powerful.  Twenty-five legions also follow in his path, although not all of those will come unless compelled by divine virtue.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 19 – CLONES/DOPPELGANGERS
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  WEDDING

TITLE:  THE BRIDE OF RESIAH

Premise:  Ressae had bore only one child before her husband died defending himself against highwaymen from the Hexwood, so she had high hopes for the boy.  The holy priests always said don’t consort with oracles, that scrying could only lead one to doom, but she couldn’t resist.  She asked a witch about his future.  He was fated to die by his own hand.

Everyone knows that the future can be changed, but how could that ever be prevented?  A person has so many ways they can kill themselves, nobody can protect you from yourself forever.  Also, it was too sad, knowing he loved himself so poorly.

She met a blackfriar at the crossroads and made a deal to change his fate.  The hell priest drew out the boy’s self loathing, creating duplicate of him, and for his price, he merely took the evil clone for his own purposes.

But when Ressae sought his fortune again, it had changed.  Now he was going to die by his wife’s hand.  That’s easy enough.  Let him know that and he’ll never get married, right?  She resolves to let him know this, but falls ill from an infected wound where she gave blood for the ritual.

Little Resiah is adopted by the holy priests of her village.  They aren’t allowed to wed, and as he is surely going to join the priesthood…  He doesn’t join the priesthood, becoming a scribe for a merchant.  Resiah grows up to be pathetic nerd of the kind no woman would marry, so he’s still good, right?

Horror Element:  Dark Resiah was raised to be a blackfriar in the service of Father Woe, endowed with the powers of hell.  But he didn’t have the knack, being a sickly nerd of no use to anyone.  His patron kicks him to the curb, and he steals into the city as a ragged beggar.  He sees himself in the merchant’s clerk and wants revenge for being made to exist.

No woman would have that dork, and so he hatches a scheme to become a woman and steal into his graces, to murder him at the height of his happiness.  He goes back into the Hexwood and makes a deal with his patron.  The cost?  Good boy Resiah must be sacrificed in the name of Father Woe.

Some Nonsense:  Andras, or Vandras – a great marquis – appears in angelic form, with a head similar to a great night raven.  He rides on a strong and powerful wolf, carrying a large and sharp sword.  From him comes bloodshed and discord -he knows well how to sow these- as war between brothers, or among master and servant.  And under him are 30 legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 20 – SOUTHERN GOTHIC
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  CRIME & CRIMINALS

TITLE:  KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD

Premise:  Any given city is part of the world, with people flowing into and out of it from anywhere.  They tend to have stronger relationships with some towns over others – Brooklyn people moving to Philadelphia or San Francisco to Seattle – and their own local cultures are subject to much more change than regional pride would let on.  Why would assholes in rural Washington state speak with a generic southern accent?  Learned it from country music, or from whatever relationships they have with more properly southern places.

But there is a more truly local experience you can find beneath the surface, as Julie Delpy said of Paris in Killing Zoe.  The local music scene connects to the drug scene connects to other criminal enterprises connects to the cops connects to city hall connects to every business in the city connects back to the people.

“Keep Austin Weird,” say the hipsters innocently, not knowing the darker side of that weirdness.  There are a handful of parallel indie music scenes with a little crossover, and a Romeo and Juliet type situation emerges from a punks vs hipsters collision.  The punks are generally cool but their reckless drug use and self-destructive ways cause problems for the more socially acceptable musicians, and it blows up into overt conflict.  Young innocents new to their respective scenes get together and spark a bit of a gang war.

Horror Element:  At first the punks are the horror.  People get hurt or get dead in the recklessness.  But the intrigue pulls the strands of the whole web across the star-crossed lovers, and they could easily get killed for knowing too much.

Wow that was a lot of words to not really say shit lol.

Some Nonsense:  Nuduch, or Concubine Andrialfis, appears in the likeness of a peafowl, and making great noises.  And upon taking human form, she teaches geometry fully, and all arts pertaining to it.  She makes men wise in arts, and changes them into kinds of birds.  She has beneath her thirty legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 21 – WEREWOLVES & BEASTS
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  SURVIVAL HORROR

TITLE:  ROAD RAGE

Premise:  The city has always been full of vehicular violence.  Happens every day.  Can’t you see I’m a reasonable man?  Look what you made me do?  People get up in the morning, slug down motor oil and shredded sparkplugs, leave slamming their front doors so hard they hang off the hinges.  Nobody’s going to steal anything.  They’re too busy jockeying for position on the blood-soaked streets.  Work doesn’t last long, punching clocks and flipping switches and angrily doing confusing things while being told they’re doing it wrong and are going to get fired although they never do, because it’s all just a framing device for the only life that matters – the Commute.

Horror Element:  The hell of those who killed in traffic.  There are cooler heads here as well, trapped in somebody else’s eternal torment.  Where’s the justice in that?  They establish private enclaves and carefully scurry through back alleys trying not to get hit, scrounging things edible to human beings – mostly rats, pigeons, and dandelion greens.

Understandably, they let the toughest among them do most of the fighting and running.  Leon Kennedy types GTA around the environment, scoring cool points with acts of audacity and bravado.  But past a certain point, might they become monsters themselves?

I was really charmed by the unreality of the merchant and shooting gallery segments in Resident Evil IV Remake, and thought it would be fun to see this kind of thing in other forms of fiction.  Gotta work that in somewhere as well.  Maybe a Katamari Damacy-flavored minigame.  Roll up those rats.

Some Nonsense:  Margoas – or Margodas, or Mardoas, or Margutas – is a great marquis, appearing in the likeness of a strong wolf, his tail a serpent.  He spits the tail out of his mouth and with human form leads armed men; he is the best warrior.  He gives fully true responses to all questions, and is faithful to all demands of the exorcist.  He was of the order of Dominations and has under his power thirty legions.  He looks after twelve hundred years to return to Heaven, which is not believable.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 22 – ECO-HORROR
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  ROAD TRIP

TITLE:  BURN ASPHALT

Premise:  In the early eighties, two FBI agents are investigating a series of arsons and murders at rest stops and small towns along highways.  They encounter increasingly terrible scenes as they get further from civilization and reasonable means of calling for help.

Horror Element:  Surprise threequel to Fire Red and The Smokers.  I’m done making cops be good guys so these dudes should suck ass and die hard.  Basically, the radiation-stoked fire demons from the first two stories are at it again, mixed with the winnebago world of Race With the Devil.

Some Nonsense:  Ascaroth, a duke great and strong, appears in the form of an angel with foul breath, riding upon an infernal dragon – in his right hand a viper.  He gives fully true responses of the present, past, and future.  Of occult things he speaks freely, of his service to God, and how he sinned and fell from above.  He makes a person marvelous in all liberal arts.  The exorcist that binds this Ascharoth beware, for all that is holy, come not near the intolerable fetor that proceeds greatly from his mouth.  Knowing of this enormous defect, they should proceed with caution, lest they be overwhelmed.  The exorcist must hold themself daring – and suffused with sandalwood.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 23 – LOVECRAFTIAN/ELDRITCH
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  SOAP OPERA

TITLE:  DENHOLM IS BACK

Premise:  Denholm Forsythe walked among the wealthy but was always unsatisfied with the games of politics and corporate greed.  For him, the lust for power and conquest was only truly gratifying if it was against people he personally knew.  And so he wove a web of deceit and games and elaborate ploys to ruin lives and steal fortunes, all while getting away clean.  After all, who would believe you replaced Jackson Colquhart with a Venezuelan pirate that had been made into a look-alike with plastic surgery, or that you’d arranged for Heathcliff Devereaux to hang-glide into a herd of rabid elephants?

At last enough people got wise that his fourth wife Jessica slashed his throat with a priceless diamond tiara and pushed him out of a cessna at two thousand feet sans parachute, whereupon he landed in a pit of venomous snakes.

Horror Element:  Little did Jessica know, the snake pit was a sacrificial ground, where the secret ingredients to work the magic just happened to be slashing a guys throat with a diamond and dropping him from a height greater than fifty feet into the magic circle.

Denholm was reborn in the service of Hlagkagadag the Inexplicable.  Now he’s back, to drive Jessica insane.

Some Nonsense:  Bonoree, a great marquis and duke, appears in the likeness of a monster.  He makes people marvelous in rhetoric, gives the best understanding of all languages.  He gives the grace of friends and enemies, and has nineteen legions in his dominion.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 24 – GOTHIC
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  DISASTER

TITLE:  THE FATE OF THE ANIMALS

Premise:  In a remote Sachsen forest circa 1910, an ancient noble estate has fallen into disrepair.  The young lady of the estate is haunted by visions of animals in mortal terror running in masses, sparks at their hooves.  Premonitions of a forest fire, or stress from misogynist abuse?  If they could just get her married to a suitably wealthy manjob…

Horror Element:  Rotating list of jerk suitors facilitated by jerk parents, whilst being haunted with ghosts and health problems.  Culminates in a fall of a house of (insert embarrassing German name here) from a forest fire, that turns out to be an early offensive by the Tsar.

Some Nonsense:  Paragalla, a great marquis and count, appears in the likeness of a soldier, his head like that of a lion and his horse like a flame of fire.  He has power over birds and animals.  And let the exorcist have made a soldier of bronze, carrying a sword in his hand, and let it be sharp.  And let him command Paragalla to consecrate the aforementioned soldier: it has power to wound or to kill with a sword, or merely with a knife, by piercing.  Then it may be placed in the house of the king, amid those who quarrel, such as between man and wife.  And he has beneath him thirty legions.

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I am holding to my vow to only do the covers after I compose the ideas, in an effort to have less jokey or BS concepts.  You can judge.  These covers are very dashed off.
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SPOOKTOBER DAY 6 – CURSED OBJECT
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  DISAPPEARANCE

TITLE:  THE GRYPHON

Premise:  Why are all the airline pilots dudes?  It’s because women must never learn the power of flight.  It awakens their inner witch.  Captain Iris Lichter came to see the truth of the sky.  It is the abyss into which all things become clear, and become lost forever.  Fools think it’s the cold hard ground, but ground turns to dust, and dust blows away.

She flies for hours and days, staring ahead into the void, knowing that is where all the chattering monkeys must ultimately go.  (ok but srsly the numbers on that profession are wildly fucked up; probably needs serious correction from regulatory bodies.)

Horror Element:  Iris fashions a magical gryphon talisman and leaves it where people can find it.  Each in turn takes the thing and experiences weird symptoms of uncontrolled levitation, of objects and pets flying out windows never to be seen again.  At last they are ripped away into the sky, where they cease to be.  But the metal of that talisman is heavy, and it returns to earth, to begin the cycle anew.  I have this mental image of a sky witch walking through something like a sculpture garden, but all the sculptures are people balanced on some narrow body part, spinning slowly in place like a top, limbs splayed like they’re underwater.  She can pick them up like balloons.  Dunno how I’d work that in, if I did.

Some Nonsense:  Torcha, a great marquis and strong duke, appears in the likeness of a griffon.  However, when he assumes human form, he speaks duplicitously with a harsh voice.  And he is able by his own power to bind all flying creatures, and all creatures that move swiftly above the earth and in the air.  If the exorcist is wise, let them have made a bird of bronze, and consecrate it with the power to bind all birds under their will.  Thus all birds taken together in this power will be found only where they are placed – and produce their sweet songs, and be tame and polite, and willingly obedient in all ways.  Note that the exorcist can capture all birds he pleases by the beak.  He truly gives dignities, and from his mouth confirms them.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 7 – UNDEAD
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  BURIAL

TITLE:  聖人キラー サイモン aka SAINT KILLER SAIMON

Premise:  In an anime world where saints are ghoulish undead who lord over brainwashed villages, driving them toward apocalyptic self-flagellation and human sacrifice, those who long for secular prosperity hire a Yojimbo-like mercenary who has the power to put these undying clerics in the ground – Saint Killer Saimon.

Horror Element:  Standard horror anime, from which Goat Princess is a spin off.  Real life catholic saints include some dubiously historical freaks who were folded spindled and mutilated in fabulous ways, often taking a miraculously long time to die from it.  Saimon has to engage in a bit of the old ultraviolence.

Some Nonsense:  Bille, a strong duke appearing in the likeness of a dragon, has three heads – the third similar to a human – and speaks in a raucous voice.  He changes the bodies of the dead from place to place, and makes his demons appear and congregate over their sepulchres.  He brings opulence and all wealth, and makes you eloquent and wise.  He gives true responses to all inquiries, and has under him twenty-six legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 8 – BIG CITY
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  OFFICE

TITLE:  THE GAZELLE

Premise:  Billionaire tech mogul Orlac had enough luck with ruthless maneuvers over the years that he began to believe his own hype – that he was a genius who could do no wrong.  But unlike other men in that position, he didn’t just assume that meant he could rule with the flick of a wrist, barely moving.  He knew he had to stay in motion, keep up the work, adopting the latest corporate philosophy bullshit and implementing it in the cruelest ways possible.

One day he became taken with the works of trust fund kid cum dubious business guru Asher Skerritt, who warmed up some rehash of the old wolf pack idea.  But Orlac came up with his own rehash of that, after reading a science article about an especially sadisitic alpha who sent the pack on raids where they killed the puppies of competing packs.  He decides that to make OrlaCo great again, he has to become a murderer.

Horror Element:  Every team and section at the city-wide corporate campus operated under vicious pressure from above, from a culture of backstabbing and petty sadism.  But nobody suspected one particular office was suffering under the direct supervision of the CEO, who played with their lives like the kid killing ants with a magnifying glass.  He had them threatened with firing constantly, given arbitrary and impossible goals and punished them for failing to meet them, found the people who most needed work-life balance and robbed them of their life with overwork.

And after becoming the Alpha Wolf, he began to actually murder them.  He used “robust cooperation” with the police to get close enough to sabotage any investigation.  While the victims were all chosen for the job on the criteria of being nervous people who were afraid of failure, one random woman lied through the process enough to gain employment in victim team with her idgaf intact.  This proved an irresistible temptation, and his most elaborate torture and murder plot was set in motion…  No way I’d let him win, if I ever wrote this.  You know how she’ll do.

Some Nonsense:  Alphas, or Malapas, is a great president, appearing in the likeness of a crow, and in human form, he speaks with a raucous voice.  He builds marvelous houses and towers, and quickly convenes the most artificers.  He destroys houses and smashes towers, and gives the best familiars toward this destruction.  He eagerly receives sacrifices and burnt offerings, and deceives people into breaking their contracts with him.  He has under him twenty legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 9 – LIMINAL HORROR
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  WOMEN’S LIT/CHICK-FLICK

TITLE:  THE EDGE OF GONE

Premise:  Leah is pushing fifty, single, and has run out of friends.  Life is just going to work, avoiding trouble, and staying alive.  Looking forward to the eventual day she is alone and unable to care for herself, she’s pulling a lot of overtime and saving up considerable stacks of cash.  To avoid potential muggings and worse, she tries to stay as far away from other people as possible on the way home.  That does carry the risk of finding unexpected danger when too far away to cry for help, but she can’t bring herself to try the other tactic – staying close to whatever safer looking randos the night provides.  Too shy.

One night she keeps seeing sketchier and sketchier guys and groups of guys, each in turn pushing her to go into a further subway car, a further platform, to take unfamiliar routes, until she is deep into a poorly lit metro station she’s never seen before – that she can’t even locate on the map.  A group of guys appears out of nowhere, hissing like snakes and threatening her more explicitly than any of the others had before.  But a woman appears, in her 30s and built like the hardest bartender you ever saw.  She has a cobra tattooed on her chest, peeking out of a black scoop-neck tee, and scares them off, even kicking one in the ass as they go.

Leah goes from running away to running after, spending the night going the long ways into who-knows-where, hoping to run into Gomorrah again.  It works. Leah and Gomorrah get to know each other and fall in love.

Horror Element:  Leah also comes to realize she is literally going beyond the borders of reality in order to find Gomorrah each night.  These train stations really aren’t part of the system that humans built.  What the hell does it mean?  Gomorrah has some ambiguities in her backstory that Leah is hesitant to press – like finding out something concrete about her young lover will cause her to vanish.  Worse, knowing that she’s going into liminaland, she knows there’s no guarantee she’ll ever find her way back.

Gradually it becomes clear she has to choose Fight Club style between the Ikea nesting instinct and self-destructive freedom.  She lets herself become lost, and when the story shifts perspective to the real world, nobody remembers she ever existed.

Some Nonsense:  Gomeris, or Cayim, a strong and powerful duke, appears in the likeness of a most beautiful woman, crowned with a ducal crown, riding upon a camel.  For truth he gives full responses about the present, the past and the future.  He is the prince and keeper of hidden caverns wherein serpents appear.  He gives the best love of women and has under him twenty-one legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 10 – DARK FANTASY
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  KILLER ANIMAL

TITLE:  CURSE OF THE WOLFSWORD

Premise:  A medieval prince was wronged by his family, and righteously sought revenge.  A wolf came out of the forest, a sword through its body but still miraculously alive. It bowed to him, offering the sword.  The prince took the sword and used it for his vengeance.  After the fact, he found out about the curse.  No miracle at all.

Horror Element:  The sword wolf grants you revenge but curses you to die from the same.  It takes the sword back to the wilderness and returns to offer it to another wronged soul – this one a victim of the prince’s rise to power.  She can use it to get revenge on him, but finding out about the curse before she fulfills it, does she have a chance to break the cycle?

Some Nonsense:  Boab, a great president, appears in the likeness of a knight, his head similar to a lion’s, riding on a great black horse.  His eyes shine like fire, he speaks with a raucous voice, and he has large teeth.  He gives the best understanding of all things natural, even the barking of dogs.  He gives full, true responses of things occult and of all questions about the present, past, and future.  He has forty legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 11 – MEDICAL
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  CREEPY KID

TITLE:  THE COST

Premise:  One terrible year ten infants die one night after another, in the maternity ward of a hospital.  Nurse Christine was in the depths of a terrible relationship which made it hard to give her full attention to work, so she wasn’t tracking on everything people were saying, or what happened with her coworkers.  One year later, babies start dying one per night, and she begins to remember incidents from that time before which lead her to investigate.  Turns out some of her fellow nurses had been quietly disappeared and even murdered to conceal the true causes of death.  They’d all experienced symptoms of rabies.

Horror Element:  Right above the maternity ward is a special child, kept in isolation due to immunocompromise.  Or is she?  A hospital administrator used sorcery to ensure his daughter’s success in life, the price of which was ten innocent souls per year that she lives.  Lil’ girl is beginning to show powers of her own, besides the annual event of puking up ghostly mutant bird-things that infect the babies downstairs.  I think Christine was abusing drugs during the first outbreak and enough people know that they can blackmail her into silence or other indignities, which makes her hesitant to seek allies.  Maybe some cool doctor breaks thru her distrust and there’s a romance under pressure story.

Some Nonsense:  Cambea, a great count, appears in the likeness of a faun.  He understands the strengths of herbs and precious stones.  He makes birds descend to earth and fly before the exorcist.  And likewise they will fight and play according to their nature as if, indeed, domesticated by the exorcist.  He has twenty legions under his dominion.

Cambea is also known as Decarabia in sources later than the Geomanticarum, which seems etymologically connected to “ten” and “rage” – which is also used for rabies.  Cambea could mean “change” as in metamorphosis or “exchange” as in trade.

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It’s Spooktober, which means I’m coming up with a month of horror story ideas and doing ai covers (with a few tweaks from photopea).  Have at thee…
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SPOOKTOBER DAY 1 – POSSESSION
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  PUNK/GOTHIC

TITLE:  BACKMASK

Premise:  Deathrock never had what it takes to get big in society.  People just don’t want to hear those lyrics, feel that darkness.  But deathrock did have what it takes to swing wide the gates of hell.  The most important people in the story are a scene of deathrock musicians, including band members, studio, and biz people.  They are scrappy indy types, only differing from punk rockers in morbid dispositions, higher suicide and opiate abuse rates.

But in a marathon weekend of recording, a new artist enters the studio, seemingly out of nowhere.  Avedje looks human, but is barely able to pretend.  The most canny and close to the problem recognize she’s a demon in the flesh, but don’t know whose fault it is that she was summoned, and don’t know what they should do about it – if anything.  She has a way of getting on everybody’s albums, usually as background vocals.

Suddenly deathrock acts on the label are blowing up, and the new fans are harming themselves and others, changing, disappearing, making the impossible happen.  Most importantly, they are making sure everybody knows that life is a joke and death reigns supreme.

Horror Element:  The movie adaptation of Suicide Circle is an influence here, as are the comics of Junji Ito.  I’d take the basic theme and just spin out a bunch of variations that serve as stories within the story, get the funhouse vibe.

Some Nonsense:  Avedje, a great king and duke, appears crowned with a diadem, naught seen of him but his head; and before him proceed two ministers carrying trumpets.  He teaches of logic and rhetoric, and gives the skill to understand all languages.  He gives very good familiars.  He gives full, true answers about things present, past, and future, concerning the arts, or things consecrated in secret, and of the Fall, and how the rebel angels sinned.  Not an hour will he remain truthful, unless cast into a corner.  Possesses thirty legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 2 – ANALOG HORROR
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  PARTY

TITLE:  SNAKES AND LADDERS

Premise:  In medieval fantasy themed social game like Club Penguin for a more broish set, a group of young players gather in a private tower to RP.  Nobody wants to GM, but in the anarchy of that moment, three players are promoted to GMs.  Co-GMs?  This sets them on a path where more than one thing can be true simultaneously.  One is the only GM while the other is also the only GM and likewise the last.  Planning the games happens in the open, allowing the other players &/or GMs to all become privy to the entire plot.  Spoiler alert!

But maybe not.  They gain awareness of the past present and future simultaneously, but experience each as if it is a fresh and immediate moment.  The focal point of the adventure is a game within a game, of Snakes and Ladders.

Horror Element:  Each player and game master responds differently to the expansion of their consciousness.  Some are broken by it, some are enlightened but terrified of the inevitable total party kill ending.  Some are experiencing something else altogether, that they cannot explain to the others.  If you die in the game you die in real life.

Some Nonsense:  Ara, duke and marquis, appears in the likeness of a dragon.  When before you in human form, he marvelously controls all manner of serpents.  If the conjurer is wise, they shall gather all the knowledge they seek, and cause fierce serpents to lower themselves, by consecrating this dragon in metal.  And no kind of serpent shall be bold in their presence, and the conjurer will stand well pleased – yet not forever.  They should fear lest the image be broken, and immediately let the strength return to the snakes.  Ara gives true responses of the past present and future, and has under him twenty-five legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 3 – COSMIC HORROR
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  THE FORBIDDEN

TITLE:  HEAVY METAL THUNDER

Premise:  Druff was a mechanic and handyman in a desert town.  Some kind of drug perma-fried him too, so add wizard to the cv.  At first he just did odd jobs for the town, but via part-time work on motorcycles and hot rods, he got to know the rockers, and began to work on electric instruments and amps.  One night in the scrapyard behind the garage, he discovered the spark of life a new form of electricity.

Did it fall from space?  Was it a genuine act of science from a rare genius?  Whatever it is, it makes amps rock harder, makes hot rods hotter, and gets heavy metal fans high as balls – a forbidden pleasure.

Horror Element:  Basic Uzumaki method horror.  Pick a theme and run a series of escalating vignettes of scary ideas based on it.  Story one could be a lady getting a special guitar that causes supernatural problems for her, story five could be a coven of rock freaks getting so high they explode at a concert, story thirteen could be the mothership calling back all the volts and bolts, hollowing out the masses like the alien vampires in Lifeforce.

Some Nonsense:  Furfur, a great count, appears in the likeness of a crow, his tail like a flame.  He lies to all unless placed in a corner, but there will take an angelic form, and speak with a raucous voice.  He leads to weapons drawn between men and woman.  He renders people invisible and gives understanding of astronomy and all mechanical arts.  He gives understanding of lightning and thunder, and how they are made.  He knows the best answers in matters occult, and has under him twenty-five legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 4 – RETRO SLASHER
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  BAROQUE

TITLE:  THE RED KNIGHT

Premise:  Everyone is fucking done with sectarian warfare.  This ville doesn’t feel the magnificence of holiness, a precursor to modern french apathy atheism, because the Wars of Religion have made a mockery of both brands of jeezyism.  Some people might have sympathies one way or another, and they’re all nominally catholic as they’re supposed to be, but the late baroque era is all about getting by and enjoying life.

Or is it?  People are getting murked nasty by some stealthy and preternaturally skilled man at arms.  At last a suspect is seen, and his red-lacquered full plate armor still makes him too buff to kill.  Did I say stealthy and plate armor?  It has strips of leather between every point of contact.

Horror Element:  Old timey Michael Myers.  A catholic knight transformed by the most recent religious war into an utter monster, he sees huguenots where there are none.  Like the slashers that kill people who fuck first, he is more likely to judge you protestant if he sees you engaged in sin.

Imagine the sensory experience of being around such a guy.  You’d smell him before you’d see him.  Dude is living off of raw meat, never giving away his location with a campfire.  Raw rat is easier to chew than raw cow.  His armor is not completely silent.  It makes him so heavy, his footsteps are like the hoofbeats of an ox.  He has his own gravity.  Maybe that’s why you slipped while running away.  Time to get fileted for jesus.

Some Nonsense:  Now, however, we must speak of Berich.  Berich is a king yet is called a great duke by all.  The followers of Solomon call him by this name: Berich.  The grammarians call him by the name Belfayt.  He appears in the likeness of a red knight, and his horse is red, and his raiment red, and he wears two crowns.  He gives fully true responses of the past, present, and future.  Constrain him by divine virtue, and by the art of a magic ring, for when at liberty, he lies.  He teaches in full how to change all kinds of metals to gold and silver.  He gives titles and confirms them with clear understanding.  He has a raucous voice, and has under him twenty-six legions.

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SPOOKTOBER DAY 5 – BODY HORROR
OPTIONAL CHALLENGE:  EROTIC THRILLER

TITLE:  INVERTED PASSIONS aka THE DEMENTED WORLD OF DOCTOR DICK

Premise:  A mad scientist driven by transphobia tries to come up with a way to medically detransition people against their will.  When he realizes the same tech could be used to help people medically transition better than ever, he tries to overdose on drugs.  Pill mixup, he became a genital elemental!

This sounds like a setup for tentacle porn.  Let’s dodge that.  Before he can tentacruel anybody, he explodes and rains monster jizz into the hospital water supply.  This hospital is full of sexy professionals having the usual hot naked affairs and adult hijinks.  Until…

Horror Element:  In a bit of unreality, nobody here rushes to the emergency room when their genitals turn inside out.  There’s secret shame, fevered scenes of self examination and dubious efforts to beat things back into shape, some people turning into monsters, some few discovering they like what happened to them and not wanting to see it reversed.  This could be taken as exploitation horror or anti-trans propaganda.  Or maybe it’s a didactic lesson showing cis people that genital dysphoria is no bueno.

Some Nonsense:  Lambes, great king and president, appears in the likeness of a woman.  He speaks sweetly, bestowing the love of men as well as women.  If the exorcist wishes to provoke all people to his love, let him fashion a grand image of himself.  Behold! when “love overcometh love” is inscribed upon its brow and the power takes hold, the exorcist’s image is consecrated, granting him such virtue that all people of whatever sex accede to his love.  And so none may cause him to fall for another, as all are marked with his sign.  And he has fifteen legions under him.

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anyway, busy as fuck.  driveby drivebys is all i can muster for the bloge.

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