I’m so lady-like and kindly now that I ignore insults with a casual grace that is a marvel to behold. Watch me lay delicately upon this divan, composing sonnets like a modern day Elizabeth Barrett Browning, while haters spend all their time obsessed with the things they despise. When I’m done with this brief respite, it will be back to making merriment, festooning my domicile with halloweeniana. Who can hold anger in their heart, in the warm glow of a jack o’lantern smile?
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That makes me Poe then, to admire you, truly the noblest of ur sex.
why thank you kindly, my dear, dear man
I have spent my adult life avoiding being lady-like. I don’t see the appeal.
I wouldn’t mind the divan-lounging, though.
the children are calling that gender nonconformity, and it’s completely valid. thumbs up emoji.
i’m so peaceful and a delight to be around. i don’t even cuss no more. just sweetness and light in this joint.
ok obviously i’m biting my tongue, but i am half serious. i’d love to be more tender and charming. thinking about it…