I Had an Excellent Dream

I dreamed I was Mila Kunis in action hero mode. I stabbed Jordan Peterson in the back of a limousine and fled to a dojo in a pagoda in an underground mall where they told me I was immortal and started teaching me kung fu. In honor of these momentous events,


  1. Callinectes says

    In my dream I was the ground. Thousands of people kept falling onto me, but they would always disappear with a jolt before they landed.

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