Shelley serves as my muse again today… The brain was not her first post about anatomically accurate knitting; there was a previous post on a cute and cuddly teratoma. Ok, so she calls it “complicated and grotesque”, but tomayto tomahto. But the knit teratoma is indeed cute and cuddly, if you ask me. So I thought I would try a slightly different spin on the whole idea of having had a twin who died and whose body, in the womb, was absorbed into yours in the form of a tumor with recognizable body parts.
I mean, that can’t be all bad, can it?
“Teratoma”, or “Knit me a Sister”.
“I have an invisible friend”, I said,
“But she doesn’t hide beneath my bed,
Or in my closet–no, instead,
I keep her tucked inside.”
“We do not mean to condescend,
But we all know, there’s no such friend;
This fabrication now must end.”
My Mom and Dad replied.
“But Mommy! Daddy! Please, I swear!
She’s closer than my teddy bear!
See my tummy? She’s in there!
I even feel her growing!”
My parents didn’t scream or shout;
They trusted me, despite their doubt,
And had a doctor check me out
When something started showing!
My friend was real! I hadn’t lied!
At first, my twin, but then she died.
The doctors cut me open wide
And shoveled out my basement.
I never knew I had a sister,
But once my friend was gone, I missed her;
So, knitting till she raised a blister
My Mom made a replacement!
By the way, the original source of the pictures also has a poem (or song) about it! And instructions!
Shelley says
Cute and cuddley? Yes, I supposeYou might find large eyesAnd a button nose,A pouting mouth and tiny hands,even in piecemeal, I understand.But I think I prefer tamer fare,without brain tissue and clumps of hair,a security blanket is much less rarethan a frankensteinian teddy bear.
Jo says
Okay, so. Um. Is it bad form to admit that I’m totally, *totally* a fan now?Um?
Cath@VWXYNot? says
tag!
Mad Hatter says
Cuttlefish–I saw the poem you wrote in the comments on VWXYNot?’s blog and had to come visit. I am so impressed!
EcoGeoFemme says
I came here via VWXYNot. Your blog is amazing!This one is really funny. :)
Impolite says
How about a knit cuttlefish?