Not suitable

From The Annals of Valentineophobia, three years ago:

Islamic morality police in Malaysia have arrested more than 80 Muslims in an operation to stop them celebrating Valentine’s Day.

Officers raided budget hotels in the central state of Selangor and capital, Kuala Lumpur, detaining unmarried Muslim couples who were sharing rooms.

The religious authorities in Malaysia say Valentine’s Day is synonymous with immoral activities.

Those arrested could be jailed for up to two years if convicted.

I have a feeling unmarried Muslim couples share rooms on days that are not Valentine’s Day, too. Just a hunch.

On Monday evening, religious enforcement officers launched co-ordinated raids, targeting budget hotels and public parks in Selangor and Kuala Lumpur.

In Selangor alone, officials said 80 people were detained for khalwat or close proximity – an Islamic law that prevents unmarried Muslims from being alone with someone of the opposite sex.

So Malaysia has “religious enforcement officers” who are authorized to break into hotel rooms and arrest people for being in hotel rooms. In Malaysia officers are allowed to use force to impose religious “law” on people who don’t want to obey it. How hellish.

The government-run Department of Islamic Development said Valentine’s Day was “synonymous with vice activities” and that it contravened Islamic teachings.

Deputy Prime Minister Muhyiddin Yassin had labelled Monday’s celebration as “not suitable” for Muslims.

Why does the government have a Department of Islamic Development? Why does the deputy prime minister think the state should impose ideas of what’s “suitable” for Muslims on people who don’t want to be subject to those ideas?

Because haram. Don’t ask silly questions.




  1. noastronomer says

    “… an Islamic law that prevents unmarried Muslims from being alone with someone of the opposite sex.”

    Hmmm. If I’m married is it okay for me to be alone with someone of the opposite sex, so long as they are also married?

    But not necessarily to me. Or is there another word for that?


  2. sc_770d159609e0f8deaa72849e3731a29d says

    They show a rather touching innocence, actually.
    Many muslims would favour an Islamic law that prevents married or unmarried Muslims from being alone with someone of the same sex.”

  3. karmacat says

    Just like Republicans, they have that laser-like focus on the economy…..
    These people need more hobbies, because obviously they are thinking about sex way too much.

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