It’s a good thing size doesn’t matter, because a new study suggests obesity and other factors may be reducing the once mighty male organ to a shadow of its former glory. But Rush Limbaugh has another culprit in mind: you conniving bitches are to blame!
Raw Story— The conservative radio host pointed to an Italian study which found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago. Researchers cited weight gain around the waist, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants as factors. But Limbaugh wasn’t buying that explanation.
“I think it’s feminism,” he declared. “If it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male’s] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.”
What power women hold! Not only can they selectively knock out invader sperm while keeping the good guys swimming free, now they can shrink male genitals with mere thought power. /sarc
Ok, Rush et al, if your penis shrinks at the mere thought of women being able to read and vote, there may be a silver lining: you’re a giant dick from head to toe.