Something’s brewing at the White House
But I see no need for fear
They’ve released a vital secret—
It’s their recipe for beer!
There’s a White House Honey Porter
And a White House Honey Ale;
They’re in limited production
And they will not be for sale
If you’re really, really lucky
You might have one with the Prez—
You can judge if it’s incredible
Like everybody says
But if Romney takes the White House
Say goodbye to ale or stout
Which is just another reason
That we’ve got to keep him out!
For the good of all the nation
Give Obama four more years!
For our children… for tomorrow…
For our future… (for the beers!)
(Unless I missed something, you can tell the brewers are new at this–I think I heard them speak of “distilling” when they meant “fermenting” a couple of times. I could have mis-heard, though.)