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Jul 24 2013

Jesus checks

Last week Jesus got interested in the increasing your Twitter followers by offering them time off Purgatory wheeze. Mo got all superior.

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  1. 1
    F [i'm not here, i'm gone]

    This is how religion worked before Twitter, too.

  2. 2
    CaitieCat, getaway driver

    I thought Jesus checks were the ones where I, the defence player, slammed the incoming skaters so hard into the boards that they called out for help from God?

    /hockeyist

  3. 3
    davidjanes

    And I thought Jesus Chex was a communion cereal. (Gluten free, of course.)

  4. 4
    left0ver1under

    “Carrots and sticks are for asses”

    I see what they did there, especially from a religion used to justify rape as punishment in some countries.

  5. 5
    Corvus illustris

    I thought Jesus checks were the ones you regularly wrote to your church under penalty of never gettiing a church funeral if you didn’t (true of RCC).

  6. 6
    Tony! The Queer Shoop

    And here I was all excited about Jesus’ image on checkbooks…whatever those are.

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