It was just a fantasy

Holy crap.

A Christian guy in Largo, Florida who did a puppet show on tv has been arrested for

well

I’ll let the Tampa Bay Times tell you.

But there was another side to Brown, according to a 29-page criminal complaint filed July 20 in federal court in Tampa: The man who, as he was feeding pizza to teenagers, nursed fantasies of murdering and eating them. The one who acted out Bible stories with puppets at his church, while musing online about carving and cooking the body parts of a young parishioner for Easter.

“I imagine him wiggling and then going still,” Brown told an associate in an Internet chat session, describing his plot to kill and cannibalize a boy at Gulf Coast Church, according to the criminal complaint.

On Friday, Brown was arrested on charges of conspiring to kidnap a child and possession of child pornography and booked into the Pinellas County Jail. U.S. Department of Homeland Security agents who searched his home found lewd images of children bound and gagged, a flier for a missing child and “images of children that appear to be deceased.”

According to the affidavit supporting the criminal complaint, Brown told agents that he and Kansas resident Michael Arnett, another alleged child cannibalism enthusiast, “did discuss killing, dismembering and eating” a specific boy at Gulf Coast Church. However, Brown said “it was just a fantasy and he could never and would never hurt anyone.”

Nothing like dead child porn, is there.

Comments

  1. Kelsey says

    I imagine if this guy had been an atheist, it would have been taken as the irrefutable proof that atheists really do eat babies. When really, all it’s proof of is that this guy and his accomplice are two evil individuals.

  2. 'Tis Himself says

    I’m not telling atheists eating babies jokes any more. Rule 34 has caught up with me.

  3. Pierce R. Butler says

    Not that I have any objection at all to this guy being locked up and charged – but why would a case of a freelance psychoperv become any business of “Homeland Security”?

  4. Wowbagger, Titillated Victorian Gentleman says

    Ah, Christians doing super-creepy things. Now isn’t this much more fun than telling atheists/skeptics they need to try harder at being decent people?

    </snark>

  5. sailor1031 says

    @5: everything is the business of Homeland Security. Just think of it as the Department of Internal Security instead…..

  6. BCat70 says

    @2 WMDKitty:

    I don’t even have concepts for how disgusted I am. I cannot get the pizza party out. of. my. mind.

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