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May 09 2012

With an instrument

Justin interviewed the “crack that wrist” “no no no sweetheart, you will walk like a girl and smell like a girl” pastor.

Justin: Why do you have signs telling your members how to vote?

Sean Harris: Oh because we believe that this issue is not a political issue, we believe that this is a bible issue; we’re not endorsing any candidates. You won’t find that anywhere in this church. But this marriage issue, as far as we’re concerned, is a bible issue.

So that’s why they tell their members how to vote…despite their tax exemption.

Justin also extracted one key bit about exactly how a parent is supposed to hit a child. Not with a rod. Oh god no. But with an instrument. That’s quite different.

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  1. 1
    Steve

    You have linked to the same video twice

  2. 2
    'Tis Himself

    If people are voting on something, it’s a political issue. Even a bullying, sadistic pastor should be able to figure that one out. But he won’t because he likes his tax-exempt status.

  3. 3
    F [i'm not here, i'm gone]

    I find that a contrabass clarinet works wonderfully.

  4. 4
    llewelly

    Justin also extracted one key bit about exactly how a parent is supposed to hit a child. Not with a rod. Oh god no. But with an instrument. That’s quite different.

    But what kind of instrument, oh Lord?
    A flute?
    A sax?
    A tuba?
    A piano?
    A calliope?

  5. 5
    Bernard Hurley

    Obviously it has to be a binzasara.

  6. 6
    Stacy

    we’re not endorsing any candidates.

    Pretty sure that as long as they walk that line, they’re OK.

    As far as non profits are concerned, advocacy for issues and policy is allowed. What you can’t do is endorse (or contribute money to) political candidates. And that’s fine: I want CFI, for example, to continue to be able to advocate for gay marriage and LGBT rights. Which means Pastor Harris is free to do his thing on the other side of the issue. Idiotic as that side is.

  7. 7
    Al

    I can’t help thinking of the line from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?:

    “A Toon killed his brother – dropped a piano on his head.”

  8. 8
    sailor1031

    So that explains all those broken clarinets on eBay!

  9. 9
    Art

    Catholic priests prefer an upright organ.

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