My response when conservative acquaintances trot out pap like Perry’s video is to ask them to replace “gay” with “Christian” and see if they consider it to be a moral stance to take.
Yeah, OK, it never works, but it makes me feel better to try it rather than just say nothing at all.
Zugswangsays
There are three unforgivable curses that I will use regularly: imperio, crucio, and…wait, what was the third one?
There are three schools of wizarding that I will dismantle when I’m Minister: Hogwarts, Durmstrang, and… oh, shoot.
Azkyrothsays
I wonder if there’s a Sodomolubricus Naturalis charm.
Eriksays
Okay, that’s my new favorite now!
eigenpersonsays
It’s okay. If you were able to pronounce the name of the last one, then everyone would think you were French, and that means bye bye electability, right?
Hatchetfishsays
Santoriamus? Probably an undiscovered unforgivable.
#fuckyeahvoldemort
That is AWESOME.
My response when conservative acquaintances trot out pap like Perry’s video is to ask them to replace “gay” with “Christian” and see if they consider it to be a moral stance to take.
Yeah, OK, it never works, but it makes me feel better to try it rather than just say nothing at all.
There are three unforgivable curses that I will use regularly: imperio, crucio, and…wait, what was the third one?
Buttfuckio.
Bahahaha.
There are three schools of wizarding that I will dismantle when I’m Minister: Hogwarts, Durmstrang, and… oh, shoot.
I wonder if there’s a Sodomolubricus Naturalis charm.
Okay, that’s my new favorite now!
It’s okay. If you were able to pronounce the name of the last one, then everyone would think you were French, and that means bye bye electability, right?
Santoriamus? Probably an undiscovered unforgivable.
Another victim of colloidal silver abuse.
The worthy. Heh.
Best…spoof…ever.
What? No hair?
I totally love this.
I don’t understand the references.
You damned kids better knock off this “creating new culture” stuff now that I’m pushing 50.