While we’re on the topic of homophobic Republicans

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   puckmalamud

   December 12, 2011 at 12:35 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   #fuckyeahvoldemort

   That is AWESOME.

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   richmulvey

   December 12, 2011 at 1:07 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   My response when conservative acquaintances trot out pap like Perry’s video is to ask them to replace “gay” with “Christian” and see if they consider it to be a moral stance to take.

   Yeah, OK, it never works, but it makes me feel better to try it rather than just say nothing at all.

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   Zugswang

   December 12, 2011 at 1:40 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   There are three unforgivable curses that I will use regularly: imperio, crucio, and…wait, what was the third one?

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   Sili

   December 12, 2011 at 1:49 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Buttfuckio.

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   Jen

   December 12, 2011 at 2:03 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Bahahaha.

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   Stevarious

   December 12, 2011 at 3:10 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   There are three schools of wizarding that I will dismantle when I’m Minister: Hogwarts, Durmstrang, and… oh, shoot.

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   Azkyroth

   December 12, 2011 at 3:45 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   I wonder if there’s a Sodomolubricus Naturalis charm.

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   Erik

   December 12, 2011 at 5:13 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   Okay, that’s my new favorite now!

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   eigenperson

   December 12, 2011 at 8:59 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

   It’s okay. If you were able to pronounce the name of the last one, then everyone would think you were French, and that means bye bye electability, right?

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    Hatchetfish

    December 12, 2011 at 11:31 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Santoriamus? Probably an undiscovered unforgivable.

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    briandavis

    December 13, 2011 at 12:37 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Another victim of colloidal silver abuse.

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    Wendy

    December 13, 2011 at 6:38 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    The worthy. Heh.

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    Michelle

    December 13, 2011 at 1:09 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Best…spoof…ever.

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    Zeno

    December 13, 2011 at 3:11 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    What? No hair?

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    Ani Sharmin

    December 14, 2011 at 9:25 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    I totally love this.

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    Jafafa Hots

    December 15, 2011 at 11:33 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    I don’t understand the references.

    You damned kids better knock off this “creating new culture” stuff now that I’m pushing 50.