Oct 30 2011

I only wear a sexy Halloween costume…

…when it’s ironic and blasphemous.*

Aw yeah, Sexy Mormon Missionaries. You know this would be a much more effective way of converting people.

Me: I feel a little bad getting a Book of Mormon just to use as part of a blasphemous offensive Halloween costume.
Boyfriend: Think of Prop 8
Me: I don’t feel bad anymore.

And thus, the Book of Mormon spankings begun.

*Not because I’ m against sexy costumes, but because it was freaking cold getting to the party in those hot pants. I have to be pretty entertained to sacrifice warmth.


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  1. 1

    Nice effort :)

  2. 2
    Paul Little

    Should we expect another earthquake tomorrow?

  3. 3

    Cleavage : Earthquake :: Sexy Mormon Costume : Armageddon


  4. 4

    This is the best sexy costume ever. It made my day.

  5. 5

    Where is the codpiece? How can a sexy costume be sexy without a codpiece?

  6. 6

    awesome costume!

  7. 7

    I would say “In b4 ‘funny’ boobquake references,” but I failed to get inb4. =/

  8. 8
    Matthew Smith

    Nice costume! Boyfriend looks like a cool guy.

  9. 9

    Maybe next year you can wear a Chef or a Waitress outfit and relabel the book the CookBook of Mormon.

    Although I’m not sure the BF has the legs to be a Waitress.

  10. 10

    Don’t forget your black bicycle helmets!

  11. 11
    Ben Crockett

    Love the name tags!

  12. 12
    Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :)

    I suppose that’s better than going as a Philosophical Zombie. >.>

    I may actually have to shave, get a haircut, and wear a suit just to freak people out next year.

  13. 13

    With shorts that skimpy, how’d you find space for the magic underwear?


  14. 14

    Shouldn’t you have a back pack too?

  15. 15
    M. D.

    Yeah the value of warmth is pretty darn high….

  16. 16

    Halloween is definitely one of my favorite holidays.

  17. 17

    That is so hot, and awesome.

  18. 18
    Tom Phoenix

    You were cold? You must have forgotten your Magic Underwearâ„¢. Don’t leave Salt Lake City without your holy undies!

  19. 19
    Ray, rude-ass yankee

    Looks like you’re being “goosed” more than spanked. But hey, it’s all good!

  20. 20
    Ray, rude-ass yankee

    I wasn’t offended by your costumes, so that part wasn’t 100% effective (atheist: go figure).

    You mentioned going to a party, hope you had a good time!

    Ben Crockett@11,

    Love the name tags!

    Oh yeah, the name tags were great. Polly & Manny, what a hoot. I had to had to blow up the picture and zoom in to be able read them though.

  21. 21

    What did the nametags say?

  22. 22

    Mmmmmmm, Mormon spanking.

  23. 23

    Polly Gamus and Manny Wyves

  24. 24

    Jen, do you feel okay with positive comments about how you look from anonymous, kinky, queer folks? I was just wondering if you had any etiquette preferences about comments made about your appearance.

  25. 25

    too cute x2! :-)

  26. 26

    Would “nude” tights, hose, or body suit have kept you warmer? My nine year old daughter sometimes picks costumes that require something be worn underneath.


  27. 27

    This made me think of the movie Orgazmo.

  28. 28

    *spiky* codpieces!

  29. 29

    Does it count as wearing your magic underwear if it has to be wedged in? ;-)

  30. 30

    Hehe I’d not zoomed in before I read this, glad I did now

  31. 31

    Damn! Who needs to buy a ‘slutty whatever’? Homemade, funny & hot.

  32. 32

    Eeep… if this is a problem, then I owe a LOT of folks apologies. <_<

  33. 33

    Glad I wasn’t the only one reminded of that!

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  35. 35
    Georgia Sam

    Two thumbs up!

  36. 36

    Shouldn’t you have magical underwear sticking out from the legs of those shorts? I don’t think they’re long enough to cover from what I’ve seen on the net. It’s a very nice costume nonetheless.

  37. 37

    Awesome costume!
    I also love the kitty bowl in the background :)

  38. 38

    The evangelicals call using an attractive female as bait to talk up religion ‘sexy fishing’. Had a couple walk up and work it in Wally World. I played along and kept them going for most of an hour before telling them I was an atheist and dropping bombs on their best arguments. I pointed out that I had enjoyed the show but she had a piece of work for a husband. He that told her to wave her tits in my face and show off her ass, and she did it. I got the feeling that a line had been crossed in her willingness to be servile, she blushed and covered up while glaring at her husband, and there would be some renegotiation of the arrangement.

    All told it was entertaining. I’ve seen worse burlesque, and paid good money to see it. They wasted an hour sexy fishing a trout they couldn’t land. An hour the good people were free of their devious trap.

    Christians, desperate, hypocritical, stupid.

  39. 39

    You might be interested in takebackhalloween.org/

    There’s also the Mormons Exposed calendar…

  40. 40

    Your legs look amazing! I’m trying to imagine myself wearing something like that and I’m pretty sure that I could only pull it off if I wore some hose under the shorts. Somehow, the angle of the first picture makes your heads look kinda big, though.

    Is there any intellectual purpose or meaning to this costume? Is it supposed to say that we’re all sexual – even the people who try to suppress it? I’m trying to come up with something, but all I see is an attempt to be provocative.

  41. 41
    Joel Grant

    I can’t believe no one has made the obvious comment: there is Jen and boyfriend pictured in the Missionary position.

  42. 42

    That costume is a win!

  43. 43
    Svlad Cjelli

    Shave? ;_;

  44. 44
    Svlad Cjelli

    Indeed, I didn’t even have a joke, but expected “missionary”.

  45. 45

    I’m ready to convert except for the whole believing in extraterrestrial gods thing and the wearing of magic underwear. Lucky underwear I can do but I’m not sure about the magic underwear. What happens if the magic leaks and it turns my gonads into something unnatural?

  46. 46

    So… did you put your new found bicycle skills to work?

  47. 47

    This cracks me up because I just moved to Salt Lake City and I’ve seen several mormon missionaries, and you guys look just like them…except sexy, which is kinda the point.

    You also look amazing and healthy Jen. I kinda get the feeling that moving out to Seattle has been awesome for you.

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