…when it’s ironic and blasphemous.*
Aw yeah, Sexy Mormon Missionaries. You know this would be a much more effective way of converting people.
Me: I feel a little bad getting a Book of Mormon just to use as part of a blasphemous offensive Halloween costume.
Boyfriend: Think of Prop 8
Me: I don’t feel bad anymore.
And thus, the Book of Mormon spankings begun.
*Not because I’ m against sexy costumes, but because it was freaking cold getting to the party in those hot pants. I have to be pretty entertained to sacrifice warmth.
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Fiona
October 30, 2011 at 2:30 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Nice effort :)
Paul Little
October 30, 2011 at 2:32 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Should we expect another earthquake tomorrow?
TerranRich
October 30, 2011 at 2:42 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Cleavage : Earthquake :: Sexy Mormon Costume : Armageddon
:D
GreaterThanLapsed
October 30, 2011 at 2:43 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
This is the best sexy costume ever. It made my day.
julian
October 30, 2011 at 2:48 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Where is the codpiece? How can a sexy costume be sexy without a codpiece?
guest
October 30, 2011 at 2:51 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
awesome costume!
LS
October 30, 2011 at 3:05 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I would say “In b4 ‘funny’ boobquake references,” but I failed to get inb4. =/
Matthew Smith
October 30, 2011 at 3:11 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Nice costume! Boyfriend looks like a cool guy.
shockwaveplasma
October 30, 2011 at 3:13 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Maybe next year you can wear a Chef or a Waitress outfit and relabel the book the CookBook of Mormon.
Although I’m not sure the BF has the legs to be a Waitress.
dougsmiley
October 30, 2011 at 3:15 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Don’t forget your black bicycle helmets!
Ben Crockett
October 30, 2011 at 3:24 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Love the name tags!
Azkyroth
October 30, 2011 at 3:24 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I suppose that’s better than going as a Philosophical Zombie. >.>
I may actually have to shave, get a haircut, and wear a suit just to freak people out next year.
Randomfactor
October 30, 2011 at 3:49 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
With shorts that skimpy, how’d you find space for the magic underwear?
Oh…
Gordon
October 30, 2011 at 3:54 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Shouldn’t you have a back pack too?
M. D.
October 30, 2011 at 3:59 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yeah the value of warmth is pretty darn high….
Alex
October 30, 2011 at 4:08 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Halloween is definitely one of my favorite holidays.
Carly
October 30, 2011 at 4:08 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
That is so hot, and awesome.
Tom Phoenix
October 30, 2011 at 6:34 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You were cold? You must have forgotten your Magic Underwear™. Don’t leave Salt Lake City without your holy undies!
Ray, rude-ass yankee
October 30, 2011 at 6:36 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Looks like you’re being “goosed” more than spanked. But hey, it’s all good!
Ray, rude-ass yankee
October 30, 2011 at 6:54 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I wasn’t offended by your costumes, so that part wasn’t 100% effective (atheist: go figure).
You mentioned going to a party, hope you had a good time!
Ben Crockett@11,
Oh yeah, the name tags were great. Polly & Manny, what a hoot. I had to had to blow up the picture and zoom in to be able read them though.
madarab
October 30, 2011 at 7:34 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
What did the nametags say?
Ratshag
October 30, 2011 at 7:34 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Mmmmmmm, Mormon spanking.
Jen
October 30, 2011 at 7:36 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Polly Gamus and Manny Wyves
Carly
October 30, 2011 at 7:48 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Jen, do you feel okay with positive comments about how you look from anonymous, kinky, queer folks? I was just wondering if you had any etiquette preferences about comments made about your appearance.
steveinmi
October 30, 2011 at 8:10 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
too cute x2! :-)
ajb47
October 30, 2011 at 8:29 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Would “nude” tights, hose, or body suit have kept you warmer? My nine year old daughter sometimes picks costumes that require something be worn underneath.
AJ
jh
October 30, 2011 at 8:40 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
This made me think of the movie Orgazmo.
beardofpants
October 30, 2011 at 9:00 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
*spiky* codpieces!
Erica
October 30, 2011 at 10:23 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Does it count as wearing your magic underwear if it has to be wedged in? ;-)
Aliasalpha
October 31, 2011 at 12:27 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hehe I’d not zoomed in before I read this, glad I did now
merryoldlandofoz
October 31, 2011 at 2:14 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Damn! Who needs to buy a ‘slutty whatever’? Homemade, funny & hot.
Pteryxx
October 31, 2011 at 3:19 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Eeep… if this is a problem, then I owe a LOT of folks apologies. <_<
ACN
October 31, 2011 at 6:38 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Glad I wasn’t the only one reminded of that!
ShaunPhilly
October 31, 2011 at 7:41 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hey! Copy-cat!
http://shaunphilly.wordpress.com/2011/10/29/ive-decided-to-become-a-mormon/
Georgia Sam
October 31, 2011 at 9:07 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Two thumbs up!
ah58
October 31, 2011 at 11:26 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Shouldn’t you have magical underwear sticking out from the legs of those shorts? I don’t think they’re long enough to cover from what I’ve seen on the net. It’s a very nice costume nonetheless.
prelud
October 31, 2011 at 12:30 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Awesome costume!
I also love the kitty bowl in the background :)
Art
October 31, 2011 at 12:30 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
The evangelicals call using an attractive female as bait to talk up religion ‘sexy fishing’. Had a couple walk up and work it in Wally World. I played along and kept them going for most of an hour before telling them I was an atheist and dropping bombs on their best arguments. I pointed out that I had enjoyed the show but she had a piece of work for a husband. He that told her to wave her tits in my face and show off her ass, and she did it. I got the feeling that a line had been crossed in her willingness to be servile, she blushed and covered up while glaring at her husband, and there would be some renegotiation of the arrangement.
All told it was entertaining. I’ve seen worse burlesque, and paid good money to see it. They wasted an hour sexy fishing a trout they couldn’t land. An hour the good people were free of their devious trap.
Christians, desperate, hypocritical, stupid.
MacCrocodile
October 31, 2011 at 2:00 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You might be interested in takebackhalloween.org/
There’s also the Mormons Exposed calendar…
Ashton
October 31, 2011 at 4:55 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Your legs look amazing! I’m trying to imagine myself wearing something like that and I’m pretty sure that I could only pull it off if I wore some hose under the shorts. Somehow, the angle of the first picture makes your heads look kinda big, though.
Is there any intellectual purpose or meaning to this costume? Is it supposed to say that we’re all sexual – even the people who try to suppress it? I’m trying to come up with something, but all I see is an attempt to be provocative.
Joel Grant
October 31, 2011 at 6:52 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I can’t believe no one has made the obvious comment: there is Jen and boyfriend pictured in the Missionary position.
SuperHappyJen
October 31, 2011 at 7:40 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
That costume is a win!
Svlad Cjelli
November 1, 2011 at 7:36 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Shave? ;_;
Svlad Cjelli
November 1, 2011 at 7:39 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Indeed, I didn’t even have a joke, but expected “missionary”.
hoverfrog
November 1, 2011 at 9:56 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’m ready to convert except for the whole believing in extraterrestrial gods thing and the wearing of magic underwear. Lucky underwear I can do but I’m not sure about the magic underwear. What happens if the magic leaks and it turns my gonads into something unnatural?
Mike
November 2, 2011 at 12:10 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
So… did you put your new found bicycle skills to work?
Joe
November 7, 2011 at 9:30 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
This cracks me up because I just moved to Salt Lake City and I’ve seen several mormon missionaries, and you guys look just like them…except sexy, which is kinda the point.
You also look amazing and healthy Jen. I kinda get the feeling that moving out to Seattle has been awesome for you.