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Jun 11 2010

This is totally what I want to get my PhD in

Ah, I love crazy religious mail (click image for larger version):
Any guesses as to what a metaphysicotheologicocosmogynaecologist does? My first guess would be “annoys people with insane supernatural spam,” but the “gynaecologist” part is throwing me off. I’m not sure I want to know.

(Thanks, Jeff!)

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  1. 1
    sunioc

    The study of god’s magical, planet sized vagina.

  2. 2
    Anna Jobsis

    You bet me to the funneh. Sumbitch.

  3. 3
    Mattir

    Holy Land of Canada? WTF?

  4. 4
    Ron

    I didn’t know our Canada was all that holy, but no doubt in my mind that this person’s mind is holey.

  5. 5
    SamG

    Study of how gods are born??? If they exist, they gotta come from somewhere, eh?

  6. 6
    aljal

    I found these two links:http://wso.williams.edu/orgs/shttp://wiki.cotch.net/index.ph

  7. 7
    mcbender

    Sounds to me like a fairly typical religious leader: a whole lot of philosophical terms mashed into word salad, plus examining people’s genitals.

  8. 8
    TPRJones

    Apparently metaphysicotheologicocosmogynaecologist means he helps gives birth to God’s perfect universe in his imagination.

  9. 9
    Mardekar

    “historical historian”? tautology much? lol

  10. 10
    Aadpig

    “He is the Messiah! and I should know – Ive followed a few!”

  11. 11
    Kevin Lyda

    Close: “annoys people with insane supernatural speculum.”

  12. 12
    Geit

    Maybe he has the magical powers to solve your lady-parts problems by using the stars

  13. 13
    Andrew Hall

    He has the word Messiah in his title, but Jesus is coming again.I’m confused, are there two Messiahs? If so, why only two and where can we find these other Messiahs? Can one of them get me a ham on rye sandwich with a bit of brown mustard?http://laughinginpurgatory.blo

  14. 14
    Grendel

    No, I think that would be ‘metaphysicotheologicocosmobstetrician’What we have here is someone who accepts that god is a woman and considers her vagina a holy place.I get that – first religion I’ve ever considered half-way rational! (please switch satire meters on. . .)

  15. 15
    Matthew Carrick

    “JESUS IN SECOND COMING” ??Sounds like Yoda announcing the race results in the “Supreme Being 100 Meter Dash”.

  16. 16
    the_Siliconopolitan

    As Fox (not Faux) used to say: “Jesusbuddhaallah!”

  17. 17
    kydalito

    i think my favorite part is ‘cocosmog’

  18. 18
    Anthony McCloskey

    I don’t know what one who has that title does, but it is a pretty amazing title. You are right Jenn, the gynaecology portion is more than a little disturbing.

  19. 19
    Screamer77

    it sounds to me like someone who needs an excuse to see and touch naked women.

  20. 20
    Arancaytar

    Heh, Historical Historian. As with any ridiculous titles or credentials, I have this urge to try and squeeze them into the meter of “I am the very model of a modern Major-General.” :P

  21. 21
    Ray

    “Any guesses as to what a metaphysicotheologicocosmogynaecologist does?” They treat ailments likeMetaphysitheologocosmovaginosis!Even though the smell of it is something quite atrocious,If you say it loud enough you’ll always sound precocious!Metaphysitheologocosmovaginosis!Om hari hari hari om hari omOm hari hari hari om hari omI traveled all around the world and through the astral planeThose silly fools who laughed at me and said I was insaneHad better take it back because I’ve had the wond’rous chanceTo look inside the universe’s cosmic underpants!(Sorry. What a way to introduce myself. Anyway, hello and I enjoy your blog.)

  22. 22
    ty_ping

    Jesus is Second Coming… in your vag?They research the metaphysical side of a woman’s punanni?the theological aspects of the all-mighty vageener?… 0_o

  23. 23
    ty_ping

    THAT WAS AWESOME!!

  24. 24
    Dr. Harl Delos

    I’ve been looking for a new hobby. Any idea where I might go shopping for an insane supernatural speculum?

  25. 25
    John Small Berries

    Perhaps the latter bit is not “gynæcologist”, but “gyna-ecologist”.No, it doesn’t make sense, but neither does the rest of the title.

  26. 26
    Never Was An Arrow II

    He forgot to add to his litany of titles, Kewl Guy~

  27. 27
    Stephen Moore

    metaphysicotheologicocosmogynaecologist:The study of the nature of the universe through the female divinity.At least the good doctor had the sense to maintain the use of Greek roots throughout his invented field of study. None of this mixing of Latin and Greek for him, no sir.

  28. 28
    Stephen Moore

    Given the Canadian origin, I think he’s using the British spelling that uses the -ae- instead of -e-.

  29. 29
    GodwinsLaw1

    What amuses me is the fact that whoever this is can manage to spell that monstrosity of a word and yet still spell Canterbury wrong!

  30. 30
    Cecilia

    Of course it’s holy. Haven’t you seen all the lakes?

  31. 31
    Chris

    historical historian is historical

  32. 32
    Colin Morris

    “Oh my god, it’s full of stars!”

  33. 33
    Patrick Neal Russell Julius

    Correction: The PHILOSOPHICAL study of God’s magical cosmic vagina.

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