Kristi Noem’s disastrous book tour

As if her story about shooting her pet puppy Cricket was not bad enough, South Dakota governor Kristi Noem is also under fire for a false story about meeting North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un. Jordan Klepper weighs in.

In China, a zoo has apologized for dyeing two dogs black and white in order to fool visitors into making them think they were pandas. It struck me that this may be a good strategy for dogs to avoid Killer Noem.


  1. Matt G says

    Who among us has not accidentally dyed a dog in such a way that it resembled a panda?

  2. birgerjohansson says

    Kristi Noem is perfectly “on brand” for the Republican party. The very things she is critizised for is what would make her a worthy successor of SSAT .
    When she was confronted with lies about Kim Jong-Un she should just have shouted “fake news!” and walked out. It worked for SSAT.

  3. Tethys says

    Dog murderers, rapists, and some dude that claims he has a dead worm in his brain.

    Apparently the GOP has entered auto-destruct mode?

  4. Pierce R. Butler says

    If only she’d claimed she’d shot Kim Jong-Un (now played by a body double), she could’ve become the next Q!

  5. Matt G says

    Pierce @7- That isn’t Kim Jong Un, it’s his father, Kim Jong Il. Il has been receiving transfusions of his son’s blood since 2011 when he “died”, restoring his youth and making his hair stick straight up. Il was born in Russia and participated in their human enhancement experiments.

  6. birgerjohansson says

    Tethys @ 3
    The GOP entered self-destruct mode when Reagan-style populism became the norm. After that, it has been a slippery slope all the way.

    Like ingesting brain-destroying prions, it takes a while to die but the result is inevitable. Fox News and the Tea Party speeded up the process. Trump is like a disease invading a victim that has lost its immune response.

  7. birgerjohansson says

    Aaah, it warms my evil dark heart to watch Kristi Noem crash and burn. Now, I am looking forward to Ron deSantis imploding and Trump succumbing to his cholesterol.

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